Synopses & Reviews
After the gang got a little pyromaniacal at the Mandibles' place, nothing's as it should be. Wally has suddenly turned into an eternal optimist, Vampire Dad wants to give the twins up for adoption, and Cheyenne has been acting awfully, well,
hypnotized lately. Meanwhile, everyone in downtown Cincinnati is snotting and snuffling from a mysterious and deadly flu virus--and the ont larvae are quietly gaining strength underground.
and#160;and#160;and#160;and#160;Luckily, a suspicious stranger with a syringe shows up to give Wally a free "vaccination." (Now, there couldn't possibly be anything wrong with that picture, could there?)
Synopsis
Although a paid assassin is stalking Wally while his twin sister Cheyenne is under the power of the queen ont, it is up to them, their vampire Dad, and their friends to save the human race from the giant onts.
Synopsis
The fifth book in a hilarious series about two orphans and a world of monsters
About the Author
DAN GREENBURG is the creator of the enormously popular Zack Files series of middle grade novels as well as the author of a number of bestselling adult books, the best-known of which is How to Be a Jewish Mother. He lives in New York.andlt;brandgt;
Table of Contents
Contents
and#160;1and#160;Bargaining for Cheyenneand#8217;s Lifeand#160;
and#160;2and#160;Bring Me the Head of Wally Shluffmuffinand#151;and, If Thereand#8217;s Time, Maybe a Footand#160;
and#160;3and#160;Wiggle Roomand#160;
and#160;4and#160;Biting the Bulletand#160;
and#160;5and#160;An Audience with the Queenand#160;
and#160;6and#160;Enter The Jackaland#160;
and#160;7and#160;Wally, the Worldand#8217;s Biggest Optimistand#160;
and#160;8and#160;Poisons and#147;and#8221; Usand#160;
and#160;9and#160;Down the Rabbit Holeand#160;
10and#160;Whatever You Do, Stay Out
of the Dairyand#160;
11and#160;What Shall We Do with the Humans
Who Resist Slavery?and#160;
12and#160;Beware of Strangers Bearing
Inoculationsand#160;
13and#160;Tragedy Strikes Out with
Bases Loadedand#160;
14and#160;Why It Pays to Memorize
Encyclopediasand#160;
15and#160;The Stake Is Not Our Best
Todayand#151;May I Interest You
in Something Else?and#160;
16and#160;A Failure at Everything, Including Dyingand#160;
17and#160;The Exhaustive Screening Process
We Must Endure Before Purchasing
a Gunand#160;
18and#160;How Doand#160; Know Why He Wants a
Bridge with a Long Drop to the
Water?and#160;
19and#160;Donand#8217;t Do Anything Rashand#160;
20and#160;Saving Sheldon Shluffmuffinand#160;
21and#160;How Dare You Show Your Face?and#160;
22and#160;The New Wally Isnand#8217;t Worriedand#160;