Synopses & Reviews
Synopsis
Get the book that tells the world: I like to read large-print TV tie-ins
Top ten wise-ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book:
10. Don t bother wrapping it. I ll eat it here.
9. I can t believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free
8. MEEEEOW You sell books to kitties, don t you?
7. Whoa You must go to Letterman s barber.
6. You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops-type shows about bookstore clerks.
5. I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks.
4. Do you have a bag or something? I don t want anyone to see me with this.
3. If this book gives me a paper cut, I m suing your sorry ass.
2. Can you Super Size this?
1. You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man I m Hooked on Phonics "