Synopses & Reviews
What if I were to tell youthat this is an all-true story, every word?
You see, once there was a very real girl named Fern who found out that she'd been swapped at birth. This might disturb some people, but it made Fern happy because she'd never felt at home with her tragically dull parents, the Drudgers. Fern finds out about the mix-up when the Bone (er, her father) and his "son," Howard, show up at Fern's front door. Now both families decide to UNSWAP the kids for the summer, and Fern heads off with the Bone on a wild adventure into a world inhabited by the Miser,a sinister fellow; and the Great Realdo, a true hero, to name just two.
This book promises suspense! Intrigue! Mystery! Fairies fall out of books! Birds turn into dogs! Nuns turn into lampposts! So I have no idea why you're still lingering here... Start reading!
"'Anne of Green Gables never had to deal with such a mess. Neither did Heidi with her grandpa in Norway or wherever.' Writing under a transparent pseudonym, the adult novelist Julianna Baggott (Girl Talk) unfortunately tends to create some clutter herself, burying the potential of her story under familiar elements and delivering her plot in an overly precious narrative style. Fern Drudger copes with her oppressively boring parents (they give her toothpicks for her birthday, collect refrigerator magnets and cook only flavorless food), keeping to herself the seemingly magical things she witnesses. When she is 12, she learns she was switched at birth, and her real father, Bone, appears on the Drudger doorstep along with Mary Curtain, the nurse who made the mistake, plus the dull true Drudger son. As soon as Fern has left, 'Mary' reveals herself to be Bone's friend Marty, both of them semi-talented 'Anybodies,' who can, with enough skill, become anyone they please. The hunt is then on for the comprehensive book, The Art of Being Anybody, once owned by Fern's late mother; the ominous Miser, a mysterious man with similar powers, also wants the book perhaps in order to 'learn how to hypnotize nations.' Although engaging in places, this is a scattershot tale that tries too hard to duplicate the self-conscious delivery of the Lemony Snicket books ('Here you could possibly decide that this is an altogether bad book'), with echoes of a Molly Moon type plot development. Ages 10-13. (June)" Publishers Weekly (Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information, Inc.)
"[A] witty, sometimes hilarious tale....[A] tangled plot with a clever twist at the end, plus plenty of loose threads to connect a sequel." Kirkus Reviews
Fern discovers that she was swapped at birth and leaves her tragically dull parents for an unforgettable adventure with her true father, the Bone. Just who are the Anybodies? You'll have to read to find out! Narrated by the hilariously intrusive N. E. Bode, The Anybodies is a magical adventure for readers of all ages.
Fern Drudger's quirky adventures continue in this delightful sequel to The Anybodies. She goes to Camp Happy Sunshine Good Times and is bombarded by desperate messages from people who call themselves the Nobodies. But who are the Nobodies, and what do they want from Fern?
About the Author
The elusive and charming N. E. Bode writes from a secret locale beneath a giant, unmarked tree in the middle of Central Park. Some great works born from this hidden perch include The Anybodies, The Nobodies, and The Somebodies. N. E. Bode would also like to mention the books of Julianna Baggott, trusted friend, who writes novels and poetry for grown-ups and lives in the Florida panhandle.Peter Ferguson, who did the illustrations for this book, is a disagreeable young man who lurks in a dusty corner of the hamlet Montreal, not far from the Arctic Circle. His favorite phrase is "You can't make me."