Synopses & Reviews
At a time when evildoers are threatening this great nation, our only consolation is George W. Bush, our divine sword of retribution, and the soothing pronouncements of Department of Homeland Security chairman Tom Ridge. Now, Americans can rest even easier, after purchasing the most important book of the year, Citizen You! Written and released by the Better Citizenship Bureau in Pueblo, Colorado, Citizen You! is an indispensable handbook for Americans searching for guidance in these troubled times. Loaded with illustrations, pie charts, and informational graphics, this easy-to-read manual will set Americans of all ages on the path of proper patriotic behavior. Chapters include: - "Welcome, Citizen" by John Ashcroft - Can I Vote, Please? A New Voters' Guide - Wave It, Wear It, Stick It on Your Car: Flag Care for Post-9/11 America - Faith-Based Services: Fixing Potholes with Prayer. - How to Monitor Your Neighbors - Hey Kids! Do Your Parents Love America Enough?