Synopses & Reviews
Terror in Toyland
Dolls are sweet little toys and loyal tea party companions.
Dolls creep us out, and if you believe they're just innocent playthings, your soul will be the first to get ripped out while you sleep. Creepy-Ass Dolls is full of twisted little porcelain and plastic playmates with chilling thoughts, sinister plans, and disturbing enjoyments, whether it's becoming future fashion designers of clothes that eat skin or giving murder hugs.
Remember, there's a reason dolls are kept in a toy box and if they get out, pray your soul is yours to keep.
This fun and kooky little book sheds light on the otherwise unknown lives of these creepy little playmates. Creepy-Ass Dolls reveals the inner yearnings, desires, and lifelong goals of dolls. Remember, there's a reason they were kept in a toy box. This book offers a glimpse into the secret life of dolls with a yearbook approach, not only based around portrait photos, but also what the dolls are most likely to do; personal mottos and quotes; clubs and activities; favorite memories; and even faculty and staff.