, June 28, 2016
Raving prophecies such as these should be kept to the sacred paperback, perhaps a deluxe hardback edition after Hollywood catches on, but should never be imprinted on the delicate surface of an electronic medium for fear of the panic and pandemonium spreading like insidious mind worm. Cthulhu Attacks is survival manual. Under the illusion of fiction lie eternal truths, and the more it twists your thoughts the safer you will be, left to witness the glorious end of humanity.
Cthulhu Attacks!: Book 1 The Fear is a viscerally satisfying read. It will make you think, it will make you laugh, it will drive you to drink. Cthulhu Attacks! Is a coke fueled hand job of the readers pineal gland. Disasterbation at it’s very finest. Five sinisterly aligned stars out of five.