Synopses & Reviews
From the Tea Bag and Donkey Punch to the Rusty Trombone and Cleveland Steamer,
Dirty Sanchezs Guide to Buck Nasty Sex shows how to pull off the most intimate sex moves like a pro.
Plus, Dirty Sanchez himself provides expert advice on over-the-top positions like the Angry Dragon, Alabama Hot Pocket and Space Docking, as well as his personal collection of never-before-published sex acts, including:
The Last Unicorn
The Exorcist
Vampire Tea Bag
Pterodactyl
Kamikaze
Synopsis
First popularized by the movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin and widely circulated on hip, edgy websites, the activities described in this book combine laugh-out-loud humor with ultra-naughty, ridiculously named sex acts. Bravely going where no book has gone before, Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex pulls back the veil on the planet's most hilariously inappropriate sex antics. From "The Cincinnati Bow Tie" to "Hot Lips Houlahan," this no-holds-barred book delivers a witty parody of run-of-the-mill sex books. It explains, straight-faced, how to do the un-doable and includes illustrations depicting each act's proper positioning and execution. Following the lead of top-selling sex manuals, Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex throws in side-splitting "hot tips" and "recommended" (but totally ridiculous) props. It even rates each act on difficulty as well as "buck-nastiness." Covering everything from the shocking and obscene to the sadistic and even scatological, this book goes way beyond kinky.
About the Author
Dirty Sanchez is a respected dentist who lived in a wealthy suburb of Cincinnati and attended his local Methodist church every Sunday, the author of the book "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex," originally found sex surprisingly boring and unfulfilling. And it wasn't just the Ohio women. He often described his sex life as "cumming without really orgasming." Then one day he tried something different and experienced an intensely pleasurable orgasm--he had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe. As he informed others of his amazing discovery, he became known to sex experts everywhere as "Dirty Sanchez." But this first patented move was only the beginning. "Dirty Sanchez" gave up dentistry and now dedicates himself full-time to discovering exciting new eye-popping, heart stopping sexual positions.