Synopses & Reviews
LEARN SPANISH THE D!RTY WAY!
Classroom workbooks teach conjugation with lame verbsI walk, you walk, he walks. Eff that. Wouldnt you rather be learning I hook up, you hook up, we hook up (Yo ligo, tu ligas, nosotros ligamos)? This book teaches you Spanish using the expressions you really want to learn including cool slang, funny insults, raw swear words and explicit sex terms. Packed with fun stuff they dont teach in school, Dirty Spanish Workbook includes:
• Sample Dialogues for Picking Up Sexy Locals
• Labeled Illustrations of Hot Spots on a Bangin Body
• Conjugation Exercises on Conjugating
• Word Search for Dancing, Clubbing and Partying Terms
• Fill-in-the-Blank Sentences to Describe a Hottie
• Multiple Choice Quizzes featuring Drunk, Wasted and Stoned Vocabulary
LEARN SPANISH THE FUN WAY WITH EDGY SLANG EXPRESSIONS, FLITHY SWEAR WORDS AND EXPLICIT SEX TERMS
I walk. You walk. He walks.” BORING! Wouldnt you rather learn conjugation rules with verbs for performing various sex acts? It's hard to forget ir,” ar,” and er” rules when theyre applied to things done between the sheets or bent over a desk. Rather than asking directions at the train station, wouldnt you rather practice sample dialogues for buying shots, getting drunk, and picking up hot locals at a bar? Dirty Spanish Workbook doesnt just make learning your Spanish fun, it presents the real Spanish not taught in any classroom but spoken daily on the streets of Latin America and Spain. This manual is designed so you can master Spanish for the pleasure of engaging those in a foreign culture on an entirely new level. Packed with illustrations, Dirty Spanish Workbook is like no other language learning tool and includes dirty versions of:
About the Author
Nick Denton Brown lives in Memphis, TN.