Synopses & Reviews
Git-R-Done is chock-full of fart jokes and straight talk about America. I sat down one day and said to myself, Larry, you've done it all. You've got three gold records, a successful DVD, a hit TV show, a picture of Shania Twain givin' ya the finger, and most important, the high score on Frogger. What more could you possibly do? Then I started thinking about writing a book. I wanted mostly to write Git-R-Done for all those good Americans who just wanna laugh like I do.
Come on inside and hear me make fun of Janet Reno, Rosie O'Donnell, and my fat sister, who caused a twelve-tray pileup in front of the caramel nut rolls at the country buffet. I'm gonna tell you why Dick Trickle is my hero, why we need to get back to good ol' common sense, and why I prefer a picture of the Last Supper with NASCAR drivers as the disciples over just about anything.
Lord, I apologize!
The book will go down in history as one of America's most important events since the breakup of Aldo Nova. Even my mom liked the book--here's what she said: There's really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read. Git-R-Done is just plain funny, I don't care who ya are!
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From the Hardcover edition.
Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too!
Larry the Cable Guy on . . .
NASCAR: Its a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein all the ZZ Top-lookin folks drinkin beer, havin a good time, and not givin a darn is awesome. And thats just the women!
Dieting: I once went on the “liquid diet.” I was supposed to drink nothin but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, Ill never drink it again.
Why his catchphrase “git-r-done” is better than other catchphrases: Ya cant be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher “Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!” It makes no sense. But you could yell “Git-r-done” and everyone would know what you meant.
The red state-blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin the government?
Larrys mom on Larrys book: “Theres really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” —Larrys mom
Also available as an eBook.
One of America's funniest--and most successful--stand-up comedians, appearing solo and as part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, pens his first book of wisecracking humor.
About the Author
Larry the Cable Guy is one of Americas funniest—and most successful—stand-up comedians, appearing solo and as part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He has recorded two gold CDs, Lord, I Apologize (2001) and The Right to Bare Arms (2005), and starred in a DVD stand-up special, Larry the Cable Guy: Git-R-Done, and several feature films, including Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. Git-R-Done is his first book.