Synopses & Reviews
"After I won, I asked my wife what she wanted. She said a divorce. I said I wasn't thinking of anything that expensive." -- Nick Faldo, after winning $1 million in a tournament "Do you mind if I play while you talk?" -- Seve Ballesteros, said laughingly while playing in front of a loud gallery "Golf is not a funeral, though both can be very sad affairs." -- Bernard Darwin "We had a small wager, but the outcome did not affect the Forbes rating." -- Warren Buffett, on playing golf with Bill Gates "At first, I said, 'Let's play for taxes.'" -- Michael Jordan, on playing golf with President Clinton "To lose a game is not a national calamity. This will act as a tonic all --around." -- Walter Hagen, after the United States lost the Ryder Cup
"Golf is a game that creates emotions that sometimes cannot be sustained with the club still in one's hand." -- Bobby Jones Lee Trevino and Chi Chi Rodriguez were not the only funny golfers who ever lived. Golf Shorts: Par 2 reveals more sparkling wit from golf's immortals as well as those mere mortals who play the game or attempt to play the game. This entirely new and vastly entertaining collection includes more of the greatest one-liners--from players past and present to virtually every twentieth-century president.
About the Author
Glenn Liebman is the author of the entire Shorts series, including Hockey, Tennis, Yankee and many more!