Synopses & Reviews
Synopsis
Welcome to my family. This is a collection of true stories from my childhood. Stories range from wedding disasters and family dance recitals, to fatherly lessons on homosexuality and timeshare scams, to the torturing of my dad by the dozen women that make up my mom's family. I grew up working at my family's roast beef stand, and attended a Catholic high school where both of my parents teach. I have since fled to California, but the east coast runs deep in my blood. This book is a funny, sarcastic, and warm look back on my early years, surviving in a big, low budget family.