Synopses & Reviews
Whats brown and sticky? A stick.
Remember the jokes you told in the playground? The ones you annoyed your parents with for hours and hours? The ones you secretly still find hilarious? This book contains them all, and more. Clean enough for children but funny enough for adults, this collection is packed full of 1,000 of the stupidest jokes ever told. What happens if you pass out after eating too much curry? You go into a korma. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick. Containing a mix of well-loved favorites and brand new, originally written jokes, this rib-tickling book can be enjoyed by the entire family—after theyve stopped groaning.
Synopsis
Marriage is forever and survival is key Marriage is for richer and for poorer, for better or for worse, but most of all, it's forever so you're going to need survival skills. First, staying power is crucial to withstand relatives, wasted money, and boredom--and that's just the wedding reception. Don't forget that diplomacy means your partner is always right, even when they're wrong. They must be--they picked you
Synopsis
Marriage is forever and survival is key! Marriage is for richer and for poorer, for better or for worse, but most of all, it's forever so you're going to need survival skills. First, staying power is crucial to withstand relatives, wasted money, and boredom—and that's just the wedding reception. Don't forget that diplomacy means your partner is always right, even when they're wrong. They must be—they picked you!
About the Author
Clive Whichelow is a journalist and comedy writer and the author of It's Not Rocket Science and Other Irritating Modern Cliches. Mike Haskins is a comedy writer for television and radio and the author of We Are Doomed.