Synopses & Reviews
The Guide to Losing -- or Finding -- Your True Soul MateDid you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to:
- Safely dump a Scorpio
- Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex
- Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius
An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"
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Suzanne White novelist and creator of The New Astrology Dixon-Cooper reveals what every astrologer knows but none has ever dared say.
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Stuart Hazleton author of Sexscopes Delivers the dirt on every sign, and then some! A fun, fast-paced, and frantically funny read.
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"Dixon-Cooper offers a sassy take on why some relationships rot and others ignite." -- Publishers Weekly
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"Funnier and franker than your best friend after three drinks, she points out the black holes among the stars." -- Matt Abergel, author of Gay Stars and Work Your Stars
Synopsis
Hazel Dixon-Cooper, author of Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of Zodiac reminds us to forget traditional astrology books and visit the maladjusted side of the universe in Love on a Rotten Day. In her new book she debunks the myths, reveals the flaws and examines the dubious virtues of each sign. It assumes everyone is a crank, crackpot, or emotional vampire. Anecdotes and quotes involving famous characters from both fiction and life illustrate various churlish and predictable behaviors. Love on a Rotten Day is cheerfully jaundiced. It exaggerates the bad, exorcises the good, and puts a new spin on the age-old question--what's your sign?
Synopsis
The definitive guide to losing—or finding—your true soul mate.
Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to:
-Safely dump a Scorpio
-Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex
-Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius
An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"
About the Author
Hazel Dixon-Cooper has been a professional astrologer for more than twenty-five years. She is the author of the Rotten Day humorous astrology book series. She has written astrology articles and columns for a variety of newspapers and magazines, including Cosmopolitan magazine’s Bedside Astrologer column. She is a popular guest on a wide variety of international, national, and regional radio programs.
Table of Contents
ContentsHow to Use This Book
Chapter 1 What's Love Got to Do With It?
Chapter 2 Aries (March 21-April 19)
Chapter 3 Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Chapter 4 Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Chapter 5 Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Chapter 6 Leo (July 23-August 22)
Chapter 7 Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Chapter 8 Libra (September 23-October 22)
Chapter 9 Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Chapter 10 Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Chapter 11 Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Chapter 12 Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Chapter 13 Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Chapter 14 Moon, Mars, and Venus Tables, 1940-2010