Synopses & Reviews
What if an aging, unsuccessful Minnesota author of history books with names like Old von Steuben Had a Farm: The German-American Settlement of the Midwest decided he could write a book every bit as vapid and ridiculous as the books that sold four hundred times more copies than his own? Well, he would write Death Rat,
of course, the thrilling tale of a man who battles prejudice, his inner demons, and a cunning six-foot-long rat.
And what if he was told by publishers that, at sixty years of age, though his book was a thrilling read, he just didnt look the part of a virile writer of gripping adventure books featuring cunning six-foot-long rats? Well, he would cook up a scheme so outrageous, it would incur the wrath of Gus Bromstad, the beloved author of the homespun Dogwood Downs series of books. And it would stir up the bizarre religious fervor of King Leo, the libidinous funk superstar whose CD “LoveDeathTomorrowJelly” was one of the biggest sellers of the decade. And it would throw him into a strange symbiotic relationship with the entire town of Holey, Minnesota, population 38.
Such is the fate of one Pontius Feeb, the hapless author of Death Rat. . . and perhaps the fate of all who attempt to write gripping novels featuring cunning six-foot-long rats.
"Deft, jolly send-up of publishing.....Fast-paced, outrageous, and on the money: first-novelist Nelson's mockery of media mendacity is as biting as La Dolce Vita or Network and funnier." Kirkus Reviews
Pontius Feeb is the aging author of obscure nonfiction books like Old Von Steuben Had a Farm: The German-American Settlement of the Midwest
, and Czech and Sea: Dvorak's Voyages to America
. His day job is with the Minneapolis publisher of obscure trade journals like The Journal of Plasma Beam Annealing
and Bar Code Solutions
. But Ponty has just been downsized, and he's desperate. Enough with the obscure. He needs a commercial hit like Bunt Casey, the author of such technothrillers as Go Skyward, Missile
So Ponty comes up with a horror story: He'll write a tall tale about a giant rat that terrorized the tiny hamlet of Holey, Minnesota, in the 19th century. He enlists the aid of young Jack Ryback, a patty-flipping colleague at Medieval Burger, who will pose as the author (sixtyish isn't sexy) but the bumbling Jack mistakenly sells the manuscript to the agent as nonfiction. Now Jack and Ponty have to convince the residents of Holey to help them in their deception before the media hordes arrive.
When an aging author pens a fantasy about a giant rat terrorizing the tiny hamlet of Holey, Minnesota, in the 19th century, he accidentally sells the manuscript to the agent as nonfiction. Now he has to convince the town residents to join the deception before the media hordes arrive.
About the Author
Michael J. Nelson is an actor, writer, director, and musician who served as head writer for ten seasons, and on-air host for five seasons, of the television series Mystery Science Theater 3000. He was also the composer of most of MST3K's original music, and is coauthor of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide (1996). Nelson lives in Minneapolis with his wife, writer-performer Bridget Jones, and their two children.