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THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF SUCKING
Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and shes also a bloodthirsty vampire.
When Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested abbey where shes been residing for the past 612 years, she's forced to take care of the family Von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline… or vampirification. After Maria turns the Von Trapp children into children of the night and marries the Von Trapp patriarch, the family seems destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But the Nazi Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power—supernatural or otherwise—to save her vampire brood.
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Praise for
Paul is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion "Bloody brilliant." —Parade
"Goldsher imbues his broad, over-the-top, gleefully gore-flecked horror with nuance. A gag-per-minute pace." —NPR
Synopsis
Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and shes also a bloodthirsty vampire.
When Maria is kicked out of the Abbey where shes been residing for the past thousand or so years, she lands a job caretaking the family von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline… or vampirification. After Maria turns the von Trapp children into children of the night and marries the von Trapp patriarch, the family seems destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But Hitlers Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power—supernatural or otherwise —to save her vampire brood.
In the open vein of Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, Alan Goldsher's My Favorite Fangs is a hilarious horror novel that will have readers screaming, ”Do Re Mi.” Or just plain screaming.
About the Author
ALAN GOLDSHER is the author of nine books, including the acclaimed Beatles/horror/humor remix novel Paul is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion. He has written for Bass Player and Guitar Player, ESPN The Magazine, ESPN.com, NBA.com, and ChicagoBulls.com. Alan lives and writes in Chicago, Illinois.