Synopses & Reviews
Deceptively simple and surprisingly addictive, Not Quite What I Was Planning
is a thousand glimpses of humanity six words at a time.
One Life. Six Words. What's Yours?
When Hemingway famously wrote, "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn," he proved that an entire story can be told using a half dozen words. When the online storytelling magazine SMITH asked readers to submit six-word memoirs, they proved a whole, real life can be told this way too. The results are fascinating, hilarious, shocking, and moving.
From small sagas of bittersweet romance ("Found true love, married someone else") to proud achievements and stinging regrets ("After Harvard, had baby with crackhead"), these terse true tales relate the diversity of human experience in tasty bite-sized pieces. From authors Jonathan Lethem and Richard Ford to comedians Stephen Colbert and Amy Sedaris, to ordinary folks around the world, everyone has a six-word story to tell.
"Can you describe your life in six words? That's what the editors of storytelling magazine SMITH asked readers in 2006; the results, though decidedly uneven, make for compulsive reading and prove arguably as insightful as any 300+ page biography. Taken as a whole, this cascade of quotes from contributors famous and unknown creates a dizzying snowball effect of perspectives and feelings. Highlights from professional writers and artists include journalist Chuck Klosterman wondering, 'Nobody cared, then they did. Why?'; pop singer-songwriter Adam Schlesinger lamenting, 'We still don't hear a single'; and comic strip artist Keith Knight illustrating 'I was a Michael Jackson impersonator.' At their best, these nano-memoirs evoke the same kind of rich emotional responses as a good story: 9 year old Hannah Davies considers herself 'Cursed with cancer. Blessed by friends'; Zak Nelson says 'I still make coffee for two'; Scott Birch claims 'Most successful accomplishments based on spite.' Some entries read like bumper stickers (Rip Riley: 'No wife. No kids. No problems'), and others are just plain weird (Amy Sedaris: 'Mushrooms. Clowns. Wands. Five. Wig. Thatched'), but this compelling little book will have readers and their friends hunting for favorites and inventing six-word self-definitions of their own. This review in six words? Read. Enjoy. Pass it on. Repeat." Publishers Weekly (Copyright Reed Business Information, Inc.)
"[T]hese ADD autobiographies prove that brevity can be the soul not simply of wit." Very Short List
The debut fiction project of an acclaimed artist and illustrator, 420 CHARACTERS is a collection of sharp and evocative miniature storiesand#160;first presentedand#160;as Facebook status updates.
Within this collection of miniature stories, entire worlds take shapeand#8212;some like our own, some hallucinatory fairylands--populated by heartsick cowboys, random criminals, lovers and drifters. In a dazzling narrative constellation, Beachand#8217;s characters contend with the strange and terrible and beautiful in life, and no outcome is certain. Begun as a series of Facebook status updates, 420 Characters
marks a new turn in an acclaimed artist and illustratorand#8217;s career, and features original collages by the author.
About the Author
Larry Smith founded SMITH
Magazine on January 6, 2006, which was already National Smith Day. Most recently, he was the articles editor of Men's Journal
, and has been the executive editor of Yahoo! Internet Life, senior editor at ESPN
magazine, and a founding editor of P.O.V.
magazines. His writing has appeared in The New York Times, Wired, Popular Science, Men's Health, Salon
, and Slate
Rachel Fershleiser has written for The Village Voice, New York Press, Print, and other publications. She's SMITH's memoir editor and lives in New York City.