Synopses & Reviews
So you’re going to be a parent.
You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:
Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?
Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.
The Bro Code for Parents will help you:
Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •
Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”
With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
"Barney Stinson, the fictional character from TV's How I Met Your Mother, delivers the down low on the pitfalls and perils of parenthood, insuring that no sensible man will ever want to procreate again. Stinson explains all the dreadful experiences and lost opportunities that plague every parent, from conception to paying for college. Neil Patrick Harris who plays Stinson on the show turns in an energetic performance that makes this audio edition all the more genuine and playful. Harris ably embodies Stinson, capturing his egotism, arrogance, and trademark chauvinism, and providing some good laughs along the way. A little Stinson goes a long way, however. As a part of an ensemble cast, the character is not always the center of attention which may be for the best. Listeners may find more than two hours of direct exposure to Stinson trying, especially as the jokes become more predictable and pack less of a punch. A Touchstone paperback." Publishers Weekly Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.
The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.
“Congratulations!” You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again?
Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid “no.” But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help.
About the Author
Barney Stinson is awesome. He works for a powerful bank in New York City but somehow finds time to “suit up” and help the less fortunate, in particular his lovelorn and all together pathetic bro Ted Mosby—seriously, that dude’s got probs. When Barney’s not staging private bikini calendar shoots, test-driving tanks, or elbow-deep in another legendary activity, like riding a tiger bareback or blowing up a guitar, he can be seen on the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother with his friends Ted, Robin, Lily, and Marshall.Matt Kuhn is a staff writer for the CBS hit show How I Met Your Mother and also produces Barney’s Blog for the show’s website. He lives in Los Angeles, California, which is conveniently where he works.