Synopses & Reviews
Synopsis
Gardening was never this funny.
A clumsy Australian travels to England and decides that the affluent commuter town of Sevenoaks in Kent, is the ideal place to start a garden business in the UK.
He chops down the wrong tree, discovers that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix and embarks on a village cricket career after a twenty year absence from the game.
This hilarious and inspiring memoir has been described by readers as 'laugh out loud funny' and 'a book you must pack if travelling.'
Come along and meet Mad Annie Marsh and Nasty Mrs. Phillips - just two of the wildly eccentric characters that reside in a colourful backdrop that defines the Garden of England.
If you have ever wanted to start a business or you simply enjoy tending to your own garden, you will delight in the comical misadventures of The Export Gardener.
Synopsis
How hard could it be?
You mow a few lawns.
Trim the odd hedge.
A clumsy Australian travels to England and decides that the affluent commuter town of Sevenoaks in Kent is the ideal place to start a garden business in the UK.
He chops down the wrong tree, discovers that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix and launches a village cricket career after a twenty year absence from the game.
This hilarious and inspiring memoir has been described by readers as 'laugh out loud funny' and 'a book you must pack if travelling.'
If you have ever wanted to start a business or you simply enjoy tending to your own garden, you will delight in the comical misadventures of The Export Gardener.
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Synopsis
Gardening was never this funny
Everyone loves a good laugh.
And this is one book that is sure to put a smile on your face.
An eternal optimist doesn't know a weed from a wisteria, but he travels to England and decides that the affluent commuter town of Sevenoaks in Kent is the ideal place to start a gardening business in the UK.
What could possibly go wrong?
He chops down the wrong tree and discovers that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, before embarking on a village cricket career after a twenty year absence from the game.
This hilarious and inspiring memoir has been described by readers as 'laugh out loud funny' and 'a book you must pack if travelling.'
Whether you are looking for a great gift idea or you simply enjoy tending to your own garden, you will delight in the comical misadventures of The Export Gardener.
Get your copy now.
Synopsis
So you want to start a new business...
If you have ever thought 'I want to work for myself, ' then you would be wise to consult The Export Gardener.
A clumsy Australian (who doesn't know a weed from a wisteria), travels to England and decides that Sevenoaks in Kent is the ideal place to start a gardening business in the UK.
What could possibly go wrong?
He chops down the wrong tree, falls in the odd pond and discovers that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
You may be thinking to yourself 'I want to start my own business, ' or perhaps you simply enjoying gardening. Either way, you will delight in this hilarious and inspiring memoir, described by readers as 'laugh out loud funny' and 'a book you must pack if travelling.'
Synopsis
Well it seemed like a good idea at the time...
A clumsy Australian travels to the UK and decides that the south east of England is the ideal place to start a gardening business. Struggling to deal with banks, suppliers and the odd cranky neighbour, he works for any number of colourful and eccentric clients, all while recruiting a network of franchisees right across the country. Meet Nasty Mrs. Phillips, Mad Annie Marsh and the Tip Monster in this inspiring and hilarious memoir, described by readers as 'laugh out loud funny' and 'a book you must pack if travelling.' Get your copy now.
Synopsis
Hilarious and inspiring.
The rest of the exhibition was largely uneventful, as I spent most of the time perched on a stool, racking my brain as to how on earth you put stripes on a lawn.
A forty something Australian is living in London, when he decides to start a gardening business. Not knowing a weed from a wisteria, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent. He rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree. Struggling to deal with banks, suppliers and the odd cranky neighbour, he works for a host of colourful and eccentric clients, all while recruiting a network of franchisees right across the country. Meet Nasty Mrs. Phillips, Mad Annie Marsh and the Tip Monster, in this wonderful memoir; described by readers as laugh out loud funny and a book you must pack if travelling. Get your copy now.
Synopsis
The rest of the exhibition was largely uneventful, as I spent most of the time perched on a stool, racking my brain as to how on earth you put stripes on a lawn.
A clumsy Australian is living in London, when he decides to start a gardening business in the UK.
He doesn't know a weed from a wisteria, but relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent, where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
The Export Gardener is the true story of a recently divorced, forty-something Aussie, who stumbles upon the opportunity to launch a successful Australian garden maintenance franchise in the UK.
He has no experience or interest in gardening, but excited at the prospect of building a nationwide franchise network, thinks to himself 'How hard could it be?'
Struggling to deal with banks, suppliers and the odd cranky neighbour, we follow his hilarious and eventful journey, as he strives to establish his business, while introducing us to a host of colourful characters, such as Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Tip Monster.
If you have ever thought 'I want to work for myself', or you simply enjoy tending to your own garden, you will love this wonderful memoir, described by readers as 'laugh out loud funny' and 'a book you must pack if travelling.'
Get your copy now.
Synopsis
How on earth do you put stripes on a lawn?
The big move from Australia to London wasn't exactly going to plan, so I decided instead to start a lawn mowing business in the UK.
I had no gardening knowledge or experience and I couldn't tell a weed from a wisteria, but thought to myself - 'How hard can it be?'
So I relocated to Sevenoaks in Kent, where I rented a flat, bought some equipment and promptly chopped down the wrong tree.
I worked with some crazy clients, met a few angry neighbours and soon learned that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
Well it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Synopsis
Well it seemed like a good idea at the time...
The big move from Australia to England wasn't exactly going to plan, when I decided instead to start a gardening business in the UK.
I had no qualifications or experience as a gardener, and I couldn't tell a weed from a wisteria, but thought to myself - 'How hard can it be?'
So I moved to Sevenoaks in Kent; rented a flat, bought some equipment and promptly chopped down the wrong tree.
I worked with some crazy clients, met the odd angry neighbour and soon learned that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
"The Export Gardener is a grand adventure, an inspiring story and funniest book you will read this year."
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Synopsis
Well it seemed like a good idea at the time
The Export Gardener is the funniest book you will read this year.
A delightful refuge from life's many distractions, it will have you laughing out loud, as you turn each page.
The story of a clumsy Australian who starts a gardening business in the UK; it is packed with hilarious anecdotes, horticultural disasters and wonderful characters.
"If you are looking for a great gift idea for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
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Synopsis
Well it seemed like a good idea at the time
The Export Gardener is the true story of an eternal optimist (who despite the fact he doesn't know a weed from a wisteria), decides to launch a successful Australian lawn mowing and garden maintenance franchise in the UK.
He he has no gardening knowledge or qualification whatsoever, but relocates from London to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He deals with some crazy clients, meets the odd angry neighbour and soon discovers that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
Meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips x 2 and The Tip Monster in this delightfully engaging memoir, as we journey from the Garden of England, to the High Court in London and back to Australia.
The Export Gardener is a manic rollercoaster of laughter and tears. It is packed with hilarious anecdotes, horticultural disasters and wonderful characters - to say nothing of an outrageous and expensive litigation.
A unique and extraordinary story, this book will have you laughing out loud, as you turn each page.
"If you are looking for a great gift idea for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
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Synopsis
In this hilarious debut memoir, an Aussie expat embarks on an ambitious career, only to encounter one hysterical calamity after another...
When aspiring novelist Richard Harrison and his wife decided to leave Australia for the UK, it was supposed to be a grand adventure. Richard would work as a copywriter at a trendy London advertising agency, while his wife would advance her legal career. Weekends would be spent drafting his novel, travelling across the country, and writing postcards home to the envy of family and friends.
That was the plan anyway....
Fast forward a few years, and Richard's reality is working as an office temp, while sharing an apartment with a lesbian couple in Streatham.
Oh, and the wife's taken a hike...
Undeterred, Richard takes the biggest leap of his life by moving to Sevenoaks in Kent, and launching an offshoot of Australia's leading lawn and garden franchise. He's certain he can make the franchise a hit in his adopted country, and make lots of money doing it. There's just one hitch - Richard knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening...
As he embarks on his new career path, boundless misfortunes ensue. From chopping down a much-beloved, fifteen-year-old rhododendron by mistake, to learning how to operate a chainsaw while actually on the job, disaster looms around every hedge. And the host of eccentric clients he meets are enough temptation to hightail it back to Oz.
Still hopeful to make it in the Garden of England, Richard refuses to give up. Will he successfully launch his franchise? But more importantly, will he finally learn to tell the difference between a weed and wisteria...?
Synopsis
When an eternal optimist sets out on a big city adventure, will his life come up roses or blow up in his face?
Richard Harrison has his life all planned out.
He and his legal-eagle wife will make a daring move, leaving Australia to live in the UK.
But his dreams of weekends in the English countryside go up in smoke, when his better half moves on and he's trapped in a cycle of office temp-work, while living with a lesbian couple in Brixton.
That's when he takes the biggest leap of his life, moving to Sevenoaks in Kent, and launching an offshoot of Australia's leading garden and lawn care franchise.
He is certain the business can be a huge hit in the UK. There's just one problem - Richard knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening
Determined to make a success of his new career, boundless misfortunes ensue. From chopping down a much beloved, fifteen-year-old rhododendron by mistake, to learning that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
It's as if disaster looms around every hedge.
Still hopeful to make a go of his ambitious new venture, Richard refuses to give up. Will he successfully launch his franchise? Or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
The Export Gardener is a hilarious, light hearted memoir, in the style of Clive James and Bill Bryson.
If you like stories of undeterred heroes and crazy antics, with an eccentric support cast, you will love this unique, fun filled tale.
Get your copy of The Export Gardener now.
Synopsis
An eternal optimist embarks on a crazy adventure.
Will everything come up roses, or blow up in his face?
Richard Harrison makes a daring mid-life move to London, but his dreams of weekends in the English countryside go up in smoke, when his wife takes a hike.
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work, Richard takes the biggest leap of his life, launching an offshoot of Australia's leading garden and lawn care franchise in the UK.
He is certain the business can be a huge hit in his adopted country. There's just one problem - Richard knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Determined to make a great success of his business, Richard refuses to give up. Will he successfully launch his franchise? Or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
The Export Gardener is a wonderful, light hearted memoir, in the style of Clive James and Bill Bryson.
If you like tales of unlikely heroes and crazy antics, with an eccentric support cast, you will love this side-splitting story.
Get your copy of The Export Gardener now and laugh out today.
Synopsis
An eternal optimist embarks on a crazy adventure
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work, Richard Harrison takes the biggest leap of his life, when he launches an Australian garden and lawn care franchise in the UK.
He is certain the business can be a huge hit in his adopted country. There's just one problem - Richard knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Determined to make a great success of his business, Richard refuses to give up. Will he successfully launch his franchise? Or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
The Export Gardener is a hilarious, light hearted memoir in the style of Clive James and Bill Bryson.
If you enjoy tales of unlikely heroes and crazy antics, with an eccentric support cast, you will love this side-splitting story.
Get your copy of The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud today.
Synopsis
An eternal optimist sets out on a grand adventure. Will everything come up roses, or will it all blow up in his face?
Richard Harrison has everything all planned out.
He and his wife make a daring move, leaving their home in Australia for a new life in London. But his dreams of weekends in the English countryside go up in smoke, when his better half takes a hike.
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work he takes a huge leap of faith, and relocates to Kent to launch a garden and lawn care business. And though certain it will be a massive hit, he soon realizes there's more to gardening than being able to tell a weed from a wisteria.
Can Richard become a green thumb before his entire life wilts and dies?
The Export Gardener is a hilarious and inspiring memoir. A blend of Clive James and Bill Bryson.
If you like stories of unlikely heroes, eccentric personalities, and crazy misadventures, then you will love Richard's side-splitting tale.
Buy The Export Gardener now and tackle those weeds today
Synopsis
An eternal optimist sets out on a grand adventure.
Richard Harrison makes a daring move, leaving his home in Australia to live in the UK. But his dreams of weekends in the English countryside go up in smoke, when his wife takes a hike.
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work, he takes a huge leap of faith, launching a garden and lawn care service in Kent.
Richard is certain the business can be a huge hit in his adopted country. There's just one problem - he knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening...
Can Richard become a green thumb before his entire life wilts and dies? Or will everything blow up in his face?
The Export Gardener is a hilarious and inspiring memoir, in the mould of Clive James and Bill Bryson.
If you like stories with reluctant heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then you will love this side-splitting tale.
Buy The Export Gardener now and dig out those weeds today
Synopsis
What to do when you chop down the wrong tree
Richard Harrison makes a daring move, leaving his home in Australia to live and work in London. But his dreams of weekends in the English countryside go up in smoke, when his wife takes a hike.
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work, he takes a huge leap of faith, launching a garden and lawn care service in Kent.
Richard is certain the business will be a huge hit in his adopted country. There's just one problem - he knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening...
Can Richard become a green thumb before his entire life wilts and dies? Or will everything blow up in his face?
The Export Gardener is a hilarious true story, in the mould of Clive James and Bill Bryson.
If you like stories with reluctant heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then you will love this side-splitting tale.
Buy The Export Gardener now and pull out those weeds today
Synopsis
An eternal optimist sets out on a grand adventure. Will his life come up roses, or fall apart at the seams?
Richard Harrison makes a daring mid-life move, leaving his home in Australia to live and work in London. But his dreams of weekends in the English countryside go up in smoke, when his wife takes a hike.
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work he takes a huge leap of faith, launching a garden and lawn care service in Kent.
Richard is certain the business will be a huge hit in his adopted country. There's just one problem - he knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening...
Can Richard become a green thumb before his entire life wilts and dies? Or will it all collapse around his ears?
The Export Gardener is a hilarious true story, in the mould of Clive James and Bill Bryson.
If you like stories with reluctant heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then you will love this side-splitting tale.
Buy The Export Gardener now and pull out those weeds today
Synopsis
An eternal optimist embarks on a grand adventure. Will everything come up roses or fall apart at the seams?
Richard Harrison is living in London when he decides to start a lawn care and garden service.
The expat Australian is confident the business will be a great success in the UK. There's just one problem. He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent, where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Can Richard still prevail when disaster lurks beneath every hedge? Or will his new life spiral out of control?
"The Export Gardener is a tremendously entertaining and hilarious memoir. Think Clive James with a lawn mower." - Amazon
If you like stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, you'll love this side-splitting tale.
Buy The Export Gardener now and dig out those weeds today
Synopsis
A tremendously entertaining and hilarious memoir.
It's like Clive James and Bill Bryson bought a lawn mower.
An expat Australian is living in London, when he decides to start a gardening business.
Determined as he is to make a success of his new venture, there's just one problem. He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent, where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
If you like stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, you'll love this side-splitting true story.
Buy The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud today
Synopsis
Think Clive James with a Lawn Mower.
An expat Australian is living in London, when he decides to start a gardening business.
Determined as he is to make a success of his new venture, there's just one problem. He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent, where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Do you enjoy stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures? Then you'll love this side-splitting tale.
"If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud today
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of England
Think Clive James with a Lawn Mower
An expat Australian is living in London, when he decides to start a gardening business.
Determined as he is to make a success of his new venture, there's just one problem. He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent, where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Do you enjoy stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures? Then you'll love this side-splitting tale.
"If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud today
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of England
An eternal optimist is living in London, when he takes a huge leap of faith and starts a gardening business.
Determined as he is to make a success of his ambitious new career, there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Have you ever wanted to start a business?
Do you enjoy stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you will love this side-splitting tale.
"If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
Who Knew Gardening Was So Funny?
An eternal optimist is living in London, when he takes a leap of faith by starting a gardening business.
Determined as he is to make a success of his ambitious new career, there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Have you ever wanted to start a business?
Do you enjoy stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you will love this side-splitting tale.
"If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
Who Knew Gardening Was So Funny?
Struggling to find work in London, an expat Australian takes a leap of faith and starts a gardening business.
Eager to make a success of his new career, he has a problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent, where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Have you ever wanted to start a business?
Do you enjoy stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you'll love this side-splitting tale.
"If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of England
Think Clive James with a Lawn Mower
Struggling to find work in London, an expat Australian takes a leap of faith and starts a gardening business.
Eager to make a success of his new career, he has a problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent, where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Have you ever wanted to start a business?
Do you enjoy stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you'll love this side-splitting tale.
"If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of England
When he can't get a job in London, an expat Australian takes a leap of faith and starts a gardening business in the UK.
Eager to make a success of his new career, he has a problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Have you ever wanted to start a business?
Do you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you'll love this side-splitting tale.
"If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of England
When he can't get a job in London, a care free optimist decides to start a gardening business.
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Do you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you'll love this side-splitting tale.
"If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of England
When Richard Harrison can't get an advertising job in London, he decides instead to launch an offshoot of Australia's leading lawn care and garden maintenance franchise in the UK.
He is eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, but there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree, before learning that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
Disaster looms behind every hedge, but Richard is determined to make it big in his adopted country and simply refuses to give up.
Will the affable Aussie triumph against all odds, or will his new life spiral out of control?
If you enjoy hilarious true stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Tip Monster in this side-splitting tale.
"Looking for great gift ideas for gardeners? You won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy your copy of The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
How to Run a Successful Gardening Business; When You Don't Know a Weed from a Wisteria.
When he fails to get a job in London, an eternal optimist decides to launch an offshoot of Australia's leading lawn care and garden maintenance franchise in the UK.
Eager as he is to make a success of his ambitious new career, there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree, before discovering that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
Disaster looms behind every hedge, but determined to make it big in his adopted country, he refuses to give up.
Will the affable Aussie triumph against all odds, or will his new life spiral out of control?
If you enjoy hilarious true stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Tip Monster in this side-splitting tale.
"Looking for great gift ideas for gardeners? You won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Get your copy of The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of England
Richard Harrison doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Yet while living in London, he decides to start a lawn care and garden maintenance franchise in the UK.
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Disaster looms behind every hedge but Richard presses on, determined to make a go of things in his adopted country.
Will the affable Aussie triumph against all odds, or will his new life spiral out of control?
Do you enjoy hilarious true stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures? Then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Tip Monster in this side-splitting tale.
"If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Get your copy of The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
A Hilarious Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure
Richard Harrison doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Yet while living in London, he decides to start a lawn care and gardening business.
How hard could it be?
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He soon learns that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, as disaster looms behind every hedge.
Will the affable Aussie triumph against all odds, or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
If you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Tip Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of England
Richard Harrison doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Yet while living in London, he decides to start a lawn care and landscaping business.
How hard could it be?
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He falls in the odd pond and soon learns that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, as disaster looms behind every hedge.
If you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Tip Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of The Export Gardener now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of England
When he can't get a job in London, an eternal optimist decides instead to start a lawn care and gardening business.
There's just one problem however.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Sevenoaks in Kent; where he rents a flat, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He soon learns that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, as disaster looms behind every hedge.
If you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of The Export Gardener now and put a smile on your face today
Synopsis
How Hard Could It Be?
Unlock an inspirational journey of self-discovery in The Export Gardener; a story of one man's ambition to break away from the ordinary, and pursue his dream of starting a gardening business in Sevenoaks, Kent.
With no experience and only his determination to guide him, he embarks on the difficult road to success. Follow along as he struggles to make his dream come true, and discover if his ambition and hard work will pay off in the end.
If you enjoyed books like The Secret Garden or The Garden of Small Beginnings, then you'll love this story of diligence and resolve.
Packed with powerful emotions and a strong main character, The Export Gardener will keep you hooked until the very end.
Buy your copy now, before the price changes
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in The Garden of England
Unlock an inspirational journey of self-discovery in The Export Gardener; a story of one man's ambition to break away from the ordinary and start a gardening business in Sevenoaks, Kent.
With no knowledge, no experience and only his determination to guide him, he embarks on the difficult road to success. Follow along as he struggles to make his dream come true, and discover if his ambition and hard work will pay off in the end.
If you enjoy a rollicking laugh-out-loud adventure, then you'll love this fabulous story of diligence and resolve.
Packed with powerful emotions, wonderful humour and a strong main character, The Export Gardener will keep you hooked until the very end.
Buy your copy now, before the price changes