Synopses & Reviews
SO YOUVE DECIDED TO GO IN SEARCH OF YOUR MANHOOD. GOOD FOR YOU. WERE HERE TO HELP.
• How to throw a Mike Tysonstyle uppercut.
• Whiskey, whisky, bourbon or Scotch?
• How the U.S. Government created the Las Vegas Strip.
• Big-game hunting ... 10,000 years ago.
• How opium bought Hong Kong and cocaine built Miami.
• The mysterious art of testicular navigation.
Awesome adventure stories, grizzly man facts and hard-hitting tips from historys most manliest men
Fascinating facts meet raw testosterone in The MANual, the ultimate compendium about men for men. Men with epic mustaches. Men with battle scars. Men with blood that runs as thick as iron. Just in time to save Americas emasculated, skinny-jean-wearing, touchy-feely girly-men, this books life-changing advice will have you growing chest hair with every turn of the page.
The MANual contains hundreds of unbelievable but true stories made man-bite sized—like the incredible survival of Hugh Glass, a frontiersman who stabbed a grizzly to death and then crawled his mauled, half-dead corpse 200 miles to safety. It also holds the precious dying words of the worlds most notable drinkers, like Humphry Bogarts I should never have switched from bourbon to martinis.”
Finally, this book serves as a guide to stone-cold facts, such as the subtle difference between bourbon,” whisky” and whiskey,” that every self-respecting man should know. Pregnant women, or women who may become pregnant, should not handle this book.
About the Author
and Samuel Kaplan
are the authors of When Ninjas Attack
, Going Ninja
and The Mysterious Airship Notebook
. The former lives in Brooklyn, NY, and the latter in Oakland, CA.