Synopses & Reviews
We've all been there. The alarm goes off, and the thought of your morning commute, a buttoned-up shirt, and e-mail makes you want to cry. You don't want to go to work - You Can't. This book offers you a guide to freedom, with a course in manipulation. It is all about lying, to take a day off.
Let's be honest--"at least briefly. Sometimes you just need a day.
Filled with symptoms and prescriptions for common illnesses and proper stage-setting techniques to pull off the previously unthinkable Tuesday-after-a-long-weekend call-in, this humorous book offers a pool of credible excuses just waiting to be used.