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Put On Your Hazards and Read This
The very safety of our drivers is at stake. Our countries drivers have grown restless behind the wheeltheyve mastered texting, one knee driving, and can eat enormous burritos while navigating a dicey pass on a two-lane highway. Our current system of street signs is woefully out of touch and in danger of becoming completely irrelevant. What does merge mean to a college kid hauling ass in a Mustang, sexting his girlfriend while downing a Big Gulp? We need street signs that relate to the current driver, the driver of tomorrow, not the two-hands-on-the-wheel, signal-at-every-turn dinosaur. This book is your bible of the American road. Youre welcome.
This Road Sucks is a compilation of sixty-one hilarious, over-the-top, and sometimes raunchy, street signs that are perfectly tailored for the drivers of today. Meant to attract the attention of today's sarcastic, short-attention-spanned twentysomethings, the signs are designed to look like something the DMV would create with stick people and bold fonts-only ten times edgier and more outrageous.
About the Author
is the author of numerous humor books including The New Dad from A to Z, The New Mom from A to Z, Of Course Youre Still Cool, Honey
, and Is That a Picasso On Your Fridge?
He lives in Chicago, Illinois with his wife and three kids.
Brad DeMarea is an award-winning graphic designer and filmmaker whose work has been recognized around the world. He lives in Chicago, Illinois with his wife and twin boy and girl.