Synopses & Reviews
For more than 25 years, Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader
has helped you learn amazing things you didnt know (and amazing things you didnt know you didnt know). Now, Uncle John shows you how to do things you didnt know how to do . . . and probably shouldnt ever actually do. Uncle Johns How to Toilet Train Your Cat
is a new approach to survival guides and how-to books. This book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make commonplace items. If youre expecting "how to make your own beef jerky," think again. This book shows how the "sausage is made" literally.
Read about: how to make gelatin from scratch (by boiling hooves); how to make high fructose corn syrup; how to make glue the old-fashioned” way (from animal hides); how to build a nuclear reactor; how to embalm a corpse; how to make prison wine; how to turn a cow into a hamburger; how to make a diamond; how to make electricity; and how to remove your own appendix.
About the Author
The Bathroom Readers' Institute
is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market Throne Sitters and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces. They are based in Ashland, OR, and San Diego.