Synopses & Reviews
The authors of the best-selling The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook are backand they've brought a date. Whatever your own dating nightmares are, take it from the professionals, things can get worse. Just in time for Valentine's Day, here are dozens of scenarios covering every phase of the romanticor not so romanticturn of events. Learn how to remove stubborn articles of clothing, slip away from a blind date, and get rid of unsightly stains. Discover the secrets of dealing with a bad kisser and of surviving a meeting with your date's parents. Hands-on, step-by-step illustrated instructions help guide you through these and many more perils d'amor. Tasteful and useful, and with an appendix of great pickup lines, breakup lines, and all-purpose excuses, this is the book you need when you wake up next to someone whose name you can't remember.
Don't get caught with your pants down! Keep this hands-on, how-to guide under the pillow, in the glove compartment, and anywhere you might encounter the perils of romance. Experts provide illustrated instructions on what you need to know FAST:
- How to Fend Off a Pickup Artist
- How to Determine If Your Date Is an Axe Murderer
- How to Have Sex in a Small Space
- How to Deal with a Cheating Lover
- How to Remove Difficult Clothing
- How to Fend Off an Obsessive Ex
- How to Survive If You Wake Up Next to Someone Whose Name You Don't Remember
plus a handy appendix of body language, pickup lines, and useful excuses.
A guide to negotiating the perils of dating offers advice on escaping from a bad date, coping with fashion emergencies, dealing with a drunken date, and ending a relationship, and includes a list of useful excuses and a guide to body language.
Hands-on and how-to advice on the worst-case dating and sex scenarios, everything from how to escape a dull conversation and how to survive alcohol poisoning to how to fend off an undesired good night kiss or fake (or detect fake) orgasms. Chapters include essential dating and break-up skills, pre-date survival, and instruction on sex and foreplay. Funny and serious at the same time, on the model of the previous WCS books, with bulleted points, boy/girl scout diagrams. Dating & Sex is the first title in a new series of single subject worst-case books, to be followed by Golf (SP02) and College (SP03) guides.
About the Author
Jennifer Worick author of the journals My Dysfunctional Life and My Fabulous Life, has been hit on by some of the experts for this book. She, along with the other authors, lives in Philadelphia.
Joshua Piven is a writer, editor, and Web site designer who lives in Philadelphia. He's ready for anything.
David Borgenicht is a Philadelphia-based writer whose own worst-case scenario involved a heavy-armored vehicle in Pakistan.