Synopses & Reviews
So, you've been bitten by a zombie?
But there's no need to panic Yes, your life will be undergoing a major transformation, but this doesn't have to be the end-all it once was when the Disaster first hit. There have been significant breakthroughs in the last decade in helping you keep significant parts of your wit and dignity. Together we can limit the damage.
Zombies for Zombies is a motivational guide designed specifically to make a profound difference in your accidental, strange new life. You say you don't want to become another one of those ghastly creatures you see on the news out in the Tempe Containment Zone? You don't have toif you follow the great advice inside, including: How to dress for your new lifestyle Handy recipes for brains Fitness ideas for keeping you somewhat energetic New skin-care techniques to help ward off rotting flesh syndrome How to overcome that darned zombie social stigma Dance steps for the motor-impaired
Completely Revised and Updated Since the Containment Zone Disaster
Face it, being bitten by a zombie is inevitable. Thanks to this indispensable book, we can finally stop making survival plans and start making the most of our new lives as zombies. Even for the uninfected, Zombies For Zombies is a scream.
Daniel H. Wilson, author of How to Survive a Robot Uprising
In the tradition of megabestsellers like The Zombie Survival Guide, here is the first book to serve the zombies themselves
There is an enormous, untapped zombie market out there. No, not humans trying to avoid zombieswe're referring to the zombies themselves. These lucky stiffs are the rock stars of the 21st century, but, despite their ever-increasing popularity, sadly little has been written for them.
Zombies for Zombies is the first motivational guide for the newly infected. This guide leads readers by their cootie-covered hands and encourages each one to take the steps necessary to preserve his or her quality of life (and thereby be eligible for any number of government stamp programs). Best of all, the book offers exclusive tips for the active zombie, such as bonus brain recipes and dance steps designed to accommodate the zombies' total lack of flexibility.
This hilarious guide sends up both zombie lore and self-help books, with illustrations as funny as the advice.
"Zombies for Zombies" is the first motivational guide for the newly infected. This guide leads readers by their cootie-covered hands and encourages each one to take the steps necessary to preserve his or her quality of life.