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Fup. Store Cat.
The Trip to Kahani
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Bear
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Zooey
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"Pretty good for us, though," Wiggums volunteers, "all this walking."
"So one of those Fitness Council creeps got to you too, huh?" Bear intercedes, imitating the voice of some character Fup can't place.
"Aw, you've got it all wrong," Zooey follows. "It's not like that, Homer." Another impersonation. They break up laughing, Zooey and Bear.
They're giddy, quoting TV shows, speaking in funny voices. Bear begins affecting the weary gait of one who's been wandering the desert for ages. Wiggums joins him, dragging his belly through the dirt, murmuring, "Water. Water. My kingdom for a thimbleful of water."
Joe and Zooey break out ahead on their own.
Fup proposes, "We could just not go back. We could live together on Wiggums's farm, hunting for our meals and sunning ourselves, and visiting Joe in his pasture when we please."
"Bipolar much?" Bear replies. "An hour ago you were pining so bad for your sisters I thought you might run all the way home."
Which is when they hear the roar from up ahead. Not a whinny or a bark, but a roar.
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