In Loving Memory
Fup. Store Cat.
1988 2007


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"What'd you do today?" Oreo asks, though Bagheera rarely strays more
than a hundred feet from the house. Sometimes the other cats will tease
him, singing, "He's got the whole yard / at his paws..."
Bagheera says, "Hung out under the Claytons' porch this morning, in the
garden most of the afternoon."
Oreo used to question aloud Bagheera's motives for staying put, and
whether he was scared of what might be hiding down the block. At first
Bagheera would tell him, "No, I'm not scared," then he wouldn't bother
answering, and finally one time he shot back, "Are you scared of an
inner life?" Oreo shut up after that.
Oreo had always assumed that Bagheera is smart. It hadn't occurred to
him previously that Bagheera might simply use his brain more.
He imagines himself in Bagheera's place, among the year's last tomatoes.
They smell great, don't they, tomatoes on the vine? He wills himself to
daydream.
But kids shout to each other in the park beyond the backyard fence. Dog
collars jingle on the sidewalk out front. Tree limbs beg him to climb.
Meanwhile, the bulkhead is wide open at Thelma's, Oreo can sense it.
Distractions.
"Good times?" Oreo asks.
"Worms and spiders," Bagheera replies. "A bluebird raised hell for about
a half-hour and then disappeared."
Fup and Bear are holding court in Thelma's basement right now, Oreo
might even be willing to bet.
"I'm going to see if anyone's at Thelma's," the black and white cat
decides. He should check. Might as well. "Want to come? No?"
Fup's Picks
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That Cat That Changed My Life: 50 Cats Talk About How They Became Who They Are by Bruce Eric Kaplan

"All these cats lead exciting and varied lives wholly independent of the human
race," notes the editor in his Introduction. Well, duh. Scant attention has
been paid to the role of community in modern cat culture, so what a relief that
here, finally, fifty articulate felines set the record straight. Funny, sad,
occasionally shocking, but never less than true, these brave monologues
reaffirm our interdependency in ways that choreographed public displays such as
Paws Across America never can.
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Unleashed:
Poems by Writers' Dogs
by Amy Hempel

In "Dog Kibble," Tasha Baxter's verse exhibits a brutal economy of
words: "Life is never meaningless," her villanelle announces, "there is
always food." Here and throughout this collection these authors demand
your attention, as if to bark, "You can send me to my room for yelling
at the neighbors but you cannot silence what woofs in my heart!" Among
the selections nominated for Best
American Writing by Pets 2000 are Bob Barker Barry's sordid and hilarious
hallucinogenic escapades with Lynda; a tragic, posthumous prose poem by
Marrow Irving; and Sadie Louise Lamott's "Spoon River Sadie Louise," a
wildly metered exploration of the cross-cultural dynamics within a
household occupied by dogs, cats, birds, and small children. The sheer
intellect of these collected pieces will renew your faith in dogs.
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Is Your Cat Too Fat?
by Bronwen Meredith

Too fat for what? And what business is it of this Meredith person's
anyway? Bronwen sounds like the kind of lady I wouldn't like at all.
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