Kids' Q&A

Alan Katz

Oops!, my first all-poetry book, is wonderfully illustrated by the amazing Ed Koren. It's a romp through the hilarious world of being a kid. I have four children, and many of the poems are based on their wild antics; topics such as leaving fingerprints, fighting with siblings, waiting for the school bus, and more fill the pages. A lot of the poems include inventive wordplay that has been very popular in my recent school visits.

I wrote the book to get kids to laugh but also to inspire them to read and write poetry. By the way, there's a twenty-plus-page bonus section in the back that details my adventures as a writer, predominantly my creative life as a kid. I was proud to share that "you can do it too!" section, and am wildly proud of the whole book.

On Top of the Potty and Other Get-Up-And-Go Songs continues in the Alan Katz/David Catrow tradition of Silly Dilly song parodies, started with the award-winning Take Me Out of the Bathtub and Other Silly Dilly Songs. Since then, we've done follow-ups including I'm Still Here in the Bathtub, Are You Quite Polite?, and Where Did They Hide My Presents?.

On Top of the Potty features fourteen songs that humorously encourage toddlers to develop good bathroom habits, from potty training to hand washing and more.

At dessert time, two-year-old Nathan was having trouble keeping his Jell-O on his spoon. It kept wobbling off. So, I showed him a trick — I took a straw and gently sipped the Jell-O up until there was no more in that spot. Then I moved to the next spot in the Jell-O and sipped up again. Easy. Smart. Neat.

Nathan did it beautifully, systematically eroding the Jell-O. Then his twin brother, David, said, "Me try!" He grabbed a straw, sipped it full of Jell-O, and then splurted it out with a big blow — all over the window and the neon sign of the restaurant.

Being a fantastic dad, I slid off my chair with laughter. Couldn't stop laughing. And then I paid the check and we never went back there.

Describe your most memorable teacher.
My most memorable teacher was my high school English teacher, Mrs. Feinsilver. She was the first teacher to really allow me to unleash my creativity; she helped me realize that there was a way my voice could be heard (while still following the rules and assignments). Believe it or not, I graduated high school more than thirty years ago, and Mrs. Feinsilver and I are still in touch. And I still call her Mrs. Feinsilver.

By the way, in Oops! there is a reprint of my actual third-grade report card — on which the teacher wrote, "Alan must find a way to express himself creatively via the written word." THAT ALONE allows me to show kids that if I learned to write, they can too. Needless to say, I haven't stayed in touch with that teacher.

What was your favorite story as a child?
I was an insatiable reader as a child (and still am). From age six on, I read every sports book I could get my hands on, and there was a series about a larger-than-life character named Five-Yard Fuller. He made me laugh so hard, I read and reread every book in the series at least once a year. I also liked the Danny Dunn series, and was even a fan of Hardy Boys.

By the way, my seven-year-old son Nathan has caught the reading bug and has earned over 1,000 "steps" (each step being fifteen minutes of reading) during his second-grade year. The school had a medal for reaching 100, 250, and 500 steps... but there is no such thing as a 1,000-step medal. He's a great kid, and he's an incredible reader! (As is his twin brother, David.)

What do you do for relaxation?
I laugh. With four kids and a wonderful wife, my life is full of laughter. I also get to relax by watching the kids' achievements: I get to enjoy two piano players, a flautist, three baseball players and a varsity softball player, three basketball players, an award-winning author (thirteen-year-old Andrew was just published in Kidz magazine), a ballet dancer, and more. My wife, by the way, is a Pulitzer-nominated journalist. I am a very lucky man.

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a writer from the time I was able to hold a pencil (which I grip in a very odd, often ridiculed way, by the way). In elementary school, I did ventriloquism every day after lunch. I wrote and performed in school plays, and wrote jokes for famous stand-up comics while still in high school. I knew I wanted to write for television (which I've done for many years, including Warner Brothers and Disney animation, five years at the Rosie O'Donnell Show, and more), and there was never any doubt in my mind that I'd become a writer.

Why do you write books for kids?
When I was writing parody songs for the Rosie O'Donnell Show (more than 500 in all over the five years), my kids Simone and Andrew said, "Why don't you write some songs for us?" I'd been writing humor books for adults, and I said, "Hey yeah, maybe I can do that." The fantastic Emma Dryden at McElderry Books (Simon & Schuster) saw the possibilities and paired me with David Catrow, and it's a collaboration that is planned to go for a total of ten books. I hope it lasts much longer than that!

Make a question of your own, then answer it.
Of all the books you've written, which is your favorite?
I've enjoyed success with my previous releases, but the truth is: My favorite book is the one I haven't thought of yet. It's a privilege to be able to write for a living, and I am very excited about what I've yet to create.

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Alan Katz is a multiple-Emmy-nominee for his work on The Rosie O'Donnell Show and Disney's Raw Toonage. He lives with his journalist wife, Rose, and their children, Simone, Andrew, and twins Nathan and David, in Weston, Connecticut.

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