Dear Harrod's: Maybe you've never thought about it, but Harrod's could benefit from having a 7-ft roadside gorilla. I am America's foremost sculptor of roadside gorilla statues x2026;

Dear Bekins: This June, I'll be moving from Nashville, TN to Reno, NV. Would it be possible for Bekins to move a large blue reclining chair with my Grandma Ruth in it? I believe she would be happier if she could remain in the chair during the van ride from Nashville to Reno x2026;

These are but a few of the hilarious letters with oddball requests Sterling Huck has mailed to corporations and organizations around the globe. Sometimes equally amusing are the responses - some of which seem to get the joke and some who respond with deadpan seriousness. The perfect bathroom book, this is available in two editions: a 50-pound offset paper edition, and a special read-and-rip toilet paper edition.