How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics, filled with all the cunning strategies, damning facts, and merciless ridicule liberals need to give their conservative ?friends, neighbors and countrymen? the verbal smackdown of a lifetime. With the presidential election approaching, this irreverent yet practical guide is essential reading for unpracticed neophytes and seasoned politicos alike-the perfect primer for anyone who's ever fantasized about smacking sense into a misguided right-wing adversary. Includes: --The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective Partisans --The Conservative Hall of Shame --How to Detect Lies, Propaganda, and General BS --Kick-Ass Arguments: A Step-by-Step Guide ...and much, much more!