Painstakingly faithful to its title, Kenny Mayne's book is neither complete nor is it particularly accurate. Ostensibly an A-to-Z encyclopedia of all known sports, many sports are never mentioned. There's not a word about rugby, volleyball, Roller Derby, swimming, or (shockingly) Basque pelota or shinty. There is a chapter about sliding, but none about skiing. Competitive eating and rhythmic gymnastics will have to wait for another book. However, there are roughly eight chapters about tackle football — "the greatest sport in the world, and everyone knows it" — and a good four or five about horse racing, so quit complaining before you've even read the book. There will be plenty of time for complaining after you've finished it (about an hour after you start — tops).

Those sports that are covered in the book are examined with exhaustive inattention to unretained detail. Many chapters have nothing to do with sport. For instance, the chapter on hunting is about hunting for a hassle-free triple tall Americano light on the water.

So, then, what exactly is this book-like thing you hold in your hands? Part nostalgic memoir (like the summer Mark Sansaver hit 843 home runs in backyard Wiffle ball), part Dave Barry-esque riffs (like explaining bocce to non-Italians), part scholarly tract (includes the origins of tackle football), and part metafiction (see "Time-outs")... all with illustrations drawn by Kenny's daughters, it is what Kenny calls his anti coffee-table book, or Coaster. The publisher calls it $24.95. Reviewers like Michiko Kakutani may call it "insipid," but because Kenny has included a revolutionary "backwords" following the book's foreword, she'll have to call it an "insipid breakthrough" of a book.

So what is this book-like thing? Like the great mysteries in life, you'll have to decide for yourself.

"Many of his observations are spot-on. In Mayne's world, for example, dodgeball is a form of junior-high torture in which the weak are mercilessly bombarded with stinging rubber balls for an hour while the gym teacher wanders off to the lounge to hit on the cute student teachers. Readers who like Mayne's television persona will enjoy this printed extension of his smirky patter." Wes Lukowsky, Booklist

"Mayne, known for his sarcasm on ESPN's SportsCenter, submits in his debut a tongue-in-cheek sports encyclopedia, featuring such entries as rock throwing and Wiffle ball, along with facts mixed with dubious statements. For example, dodgeball ends 'when the PE teacher gets back from hitting on one of the substitutes' and 'tackle football is the greatest sport in the world and everyone knows it.' Stories from Mayne's life as a sports-loving kid in Washington State, a quarterback and father to two little girls round out the book. On TV, Mayne might be entertaining; as an author, he is overbearing, often trying to get more play out of a single joke than it can bear. Other comedic observations, such as security lines at airports and the perils of getting the right order at Starbucks, read like stale standup routines. The book's best parts feature Mayne straying from his funnyman persona to reflect on his personal life. Glimpses of the man behind the mockery are far too infrequent within Mayne's relentless, tiresome attempts at generating laughs." Publishers Weekly (Copyright Reed Business Information, Inc.)

Wisecracking sports broadcaster Mayne keeps dubious score of the sports' absurdities, true and unsubstantiated history, off-the-wall trivia, and all things real and possibly made-up in this hilarious book that is part "America: The Book and The Onion. 25 b&w photos.

Kenny Mayne is the little man that seems to live inside your TV. From his decades of hosting ESPN's SportsCenter, his announcing major events like the Kentucky Derby, his weekly irreverent (bordering on surreal) pregame segments for ESPN's Sunday NFL Countdown, The Mayne Event, his reality-TV life on Dancing with the Stars and Fast Cars & Superstars, and his appearances on The Martha Stewart Show and Jimmy Kimmel Live!, to his ubiquitous commercials for companies such as Top Flite and GMC, you practically can't go a day without seeing Kenny on your screen. An Incomplete and Inaccurate History of Sport is the first book in his impending oeuvre.