Synopses & Reviews
A wickedly funny debut novel about a high-powered lawyer whose shockingly candid blog about life inside his firm threatens to destroy him.
He’s a hiring partner at one of the world’s largest law firms. Brilliant yet ruthless, he has little patience for associates who leave the office before midnight or steal candy from the bowl on his secretary’s desk. He hates holidays and paralegals. And he’s just started a weblog to tell the world about what life is really like at the top of his profession.
Meet Anonymous Lawyer — corner office, granite desk, and a billable rate of $675 an hour. The summer is about to start, and he’s got a new crop of law school interns who will soon sign away their lives for a six-figure salary at the firm. But he’s also got a few problems that require his attention. There’s The Jerk, his bitter rival at the firm, who is determined to do whatever it takes to beat him out for the chairman’s job. There’s Anonymous Wife, who is spending his money as fast as he can make it. And there’s that secret blog he’s writing, which is a perverse bit of fun until he gets an e-mail from someone inside the firm who knows he’s its author.
Written in the form of a blog, Anonymous Lawyer is a spectacularly entertaining debut that rips away the bland façade of corporate law and offers a telling glimpse inside a frightening world. Hilarious and fiendishly clever, Jeremy Blachman’s tale of a lawyer who lives a lie and posts the truth is sure to be one of the year’s most talked-about novels.
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"Blachman's fine at capturing the high-end mise en scene BlackBerries communing 24/7, triple-figure expense-account lunches, smirking dishonesty." Kirkus Reviews
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"[H]ilariously malevolent, affording readers the thrill of vicariously acting out their darkest impulses while confirming their belief that only lawyers would act so badly. Readers won't remember the story, but they'll quote the best lines." Booklist
Synopsis
Written in the form of a blog, Blachman's wickedly funny debut novel is abouta high-powered lawyer whose shockingly candid blog about life inside his firmthreatens to destroy him.
Synopsis
He's a hiring partner at one of the world's largest law firms. Brilliant yet ruthless, he has little patience for associates who leave the office before midnight or steal candy from the bowl on his secretary's desk. He hates holidays and paralegals. And he's just started a weblog to tell the world about what life is really like at the top of his profession.
Meet Anonymous Lawyer. The summer's about to start, and he's got a new crop of interns. But he's also got a few things bothering him: The Jerk, his bitter rival, is determined to beat him out for the chairman's job. And Anonymous Wife is spending his money as fast as he can make it. And there's that secret blog he's writing, which is just a perverse bit of fun until he gets an e-mail from someone inside the firm who knows he's its author.
Synopsis
A wickedly funny debut novel about a high-powered lawyer whose shockingly candid blog about life inside his firm threatens to destroy himHe's a hiring partner at one of the world's largest law firms. Brilliant yet ruthless, he has little patience for associates who leave the office before midnight or steal candy from the bowl on his secretary's desk. He hates holidays and paralegals. And he's just started a weblog to tell the world about what life is really like at the top of his profession.
Meet Anonymous Lawyer--corner office, granite desk, and a billable rate of $675 an hour. The summer is about to start, and he's got a new crop of law school interns who will soon sign away their lives for a six-figure salary at the firm. But he's also got a few problems that require his attention. There's The Jerk, his bitter rival at the firm, who is determined to do whatever it takes to beat him out for the chairman's job. There's Anonymous Wife, who is spending his money as fast as he can make it. And there's that secret blog he's writing, which is a perverse bit of fun until he gets an e-mail from someone inside the firm who knows he's its author.
Written in the form of a blog, Anonymous Lawyer is a spectacularly entertaining debut that rips away the bland façade of corporate law and offers a telling glimpse inside a frightening world. Hilarious and fiendishly clever, Jeremy Blachman's tale of a lawyer who lives a lie and posts the truth is sure to be one of the year's most talked-about novels.
About the Author
Jeremy Blachman is not a hiring partner at a major law firm, but he is the author of a popular blog called Anonymous Lawyer (www.anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com). The blog was profiled in The New York Times and receives an average of more than 100,000 readers a month. Blachman is a recent graduate of Harvard Law School and lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Reading Group Guide
Discussion Questions
1. Is Anonymous Lawyer really just a bastard, or is there some shred of humanity still buried deep inside? And if his soul has not completely been vanquished yet, how many more years at the firm until it is?
2. Is Anonymous Lawyer a good person whos been turned evil by the law firm, or is that just an excuse and hed be this way even if he was working thirty hours a week building houses for the poor and didnt marry such a moron?
3. Okay, maybe thats harsh. Is Anonymous Wife really a moron, or is that just the way Anonymous Lawyer sees her? Actually, this implies a broader question. Most of what we read in the book is solely from Anonymous Lawyers perspective. Can we really trust that the way hes describing people on the blog is really how they are? Or is his perspective so clouded by his own bias that these might not be realistic portrayals at all - of his wife, his kids, his colleagues, and The Jerk?
4. Why does Anonymous Lawyer blog? Does blogging keep him human? Is the connection that blogging provides - the link to the outside world, the ability to share and commiserate with others - something that can keep someone sane in a crazy workplace?
5. Is Anonymous Lawyer secretly trying to get caught? Is the blog a form of self-sabotage that hes hoping people will find and then hell get fired and finally be saved from this world? Because, really, would a hiring partner at a law firm put all of this on the Internet? Does A.L. not understand that anyone can read this and that he can never truly be completely anonymous? Or does he end up feeling like its worth the risk because of the rewards it brings him?
6. What about Anonymous Niece? On the road to moral depravity like her uncle, or will she be able to save herself? Do you believe that she really wants to go into public interest? Whats going to prevent her from taking the lucrative law firm job? What does her future hold? And if there was a sequel all about her, would you buy it? In hardcover?
7. The Suck-Up and The Musician are archetypes of two types of young lawyers - the ones who are striving to make partner and will do whatever it takes, and the ones who dont really know if the law firm life is for them, but dont know what else to do. Students spend most of law school - from the very start of the first year - being lured by big firms, with promises of big money, good food, lavish summer programs, and good training. Yet most associates find the work boring, the hours long, and the lifestyle pretty empty and unrewarding. I know The Musician inspires more sympathy and good feeling than The Suck-Up. But at least The Suck-Up is trying and is actually at the firm for a reason. Isnt The Musician just too scared and risk-averse to follow his passions? Why is he there? What does it say about legal education that people like The Musician end up at these places instead of using their law degrees to help the world in some more direct and satisfying way? Or why does someone like him even go to law school in the first place at all?
8. Theres some ambiguity at the end of the novel - has Anonymous Lawyer been fired? Has The Jerk taken over the blog? Did A.L. somehow figure out a way to make chairman? Or is he lying to his readers, fudging things to paint a certain picture, afraid to tell the truth? (Remember the volleyball post?)
9. After reading this book, would you ever encourage someone to go to law school? To work at a big firm? How realistic do you think this portrayal is? If people are this unhappy, how can it be worth it, even with $160K starting salaries? And even though this book is pretty criticalof law firm culture, the lifestyle isnt unique to the law - its endemic in a lot of the jobs that graduates of top schools end up taking. Are we as a society wasting the potential of smart and creative young people by channeling them into jobs like these? But is there something that makes law firms particularly awful, as compared with investment banking or management consulting? A number of law students actually sent resumes to Anonymous Lawyer hoping to be considered for a job at his firm. Isnt that crazy? Why would someone want to work for him?
10. Whats next for Anonymous Lawyer? If in fact hes been fired, where does he go from here? He probably has enough money for early retirement, but is he really going to want to sit around the house all day? What can someone like this - beaten down after 18 years in a high-pressure environment - do after its all over? To some degree, wont he miss the lifestyle? Wont he miss being in charge and having a set of underlings below him that he can order around? Or will he move to the country and write novels? Should he divorce his wife? Stop worrying about his daughters eating habits? Spend more time with his son? Or just kill himself, since he has nothing worth living for without his job?
11. Okay, maybe that last one goes too far. Dont say I should kill myself. These are just discussion questions. Im awful sometimes, I know. I treat my associates like slaves. I have the self-awareness to realize that I can occasionally be difficult to deal with. But Im still human. And knowing that a few million people are discussing whether or not I should kill myself is possibly a bit too much to bear. Okay, a few dozen. But it still hurts. If you do distribute these questions - and, again, you shouldnt - I have only one request. A memo from each and every reader, by morning. Theres a price to pay for everything.
Respectfully,
Anonymous Lawyer