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I may be in the middle of nowhere, andlt;BRandgt; but I still have standards! andlt;BRandgt;andlt;BRandgt; Like it's not bad enough Daddy's in jail for embezzlement (he's a super-successful Hollywood agent, btw, and andlt;iandgt;totallyandlt;/iandgt; innocent), but since my fashion-model mom died when I was a baby (I'm sure you've seen the andlt;iandgt;E! True Hollywood Story)andlt;/iandgt; I've been shipped off to Possum Grape, Arkansas, to live with relatives I've never even met. You read that right: Possum. Grape. Not only is there no Starbucks in this town, but I'm sharing a room with a six-year-old and I'm about to miss the biggest social event of the year back in L.A. andlt;BRandgt; andlt;BRandgt; I'm not sure how yet, but I andlt;iandgt;willandlt;/iandgt; get back to civilization. Until then, I may be stuck on a farm, but no one's gonna keep me from ruling the roost!
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Synopsis
I may be in the middle of nowhere,
but I still have standards!
Like it's not bad enough Daddy's in jail for embezzlement (he's a super-successful Hollywood agent, btw, and totally innocent), but since my fashion-model mom died when I was a baby (I'm sure you've seen the E! True Hollywood Story) I've been shipped off to Possum Grape, Arkansas, to live with relatives I've never even met. You read that right: Possum. Grape. Not only is there no Starbucks in this town, but I'm sharing a room with a six-year-old and I'm about to miss the biggest social event of the year back in L.A.
I'm not sure how yet, but I will get back to civilization. Until then, I may be stuck on a farm, but no one's gonna keep me from ruling the roost!