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"Wow!"
—Margaret Atwood
A hilarious and whipsmart novel where an epidemic of a rabies-like disease is carried only by blonde women, who all must go to great lengths to conceal their blondness.
Hazel Hayes is a grad student living in New York City. As the novel opens, she learns she is pregnant (from an affair with her married professor) at an apocalyptically bad time: random but deadly attacks on passers-by, all by blonde women, are terrorizing New Yorkers. Soon it becomes clear that the attacks are symptoms of a strange illness that is transforming blondes — whether CEOs, flight attendants, students or accountants — into rabid killers.
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"Emily Schultz is my new hero." Stephen King
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"An energetic, startling novel. Emily Schultz is a writer with a deadly sense of humor." Peter Orner, author of Last Car Over the Sagamore Bridge, and The Second Coming of Mavala Shikongo
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“Like the literary love child of Naomi Wolf and Stephen King...the result is a spellbinding brew, both satirical and deeply satisfying.” Helene Wecker, author of The Golem and the Jinni
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"Sharp and fluid and legitimately disturbing. A thinking person's nailbiter." Ben Lorry, author of Stories for Nighttime and Some for the Day
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About the Author
Emily Schultz is the co-founder of the literary journal Joyland. Her novel, Heaven Is Small was named a finalist for the Trillium Book Award alongside books by Margaret Atwood and Alice Munro, as was The Blondes. She lives in Brooklyn with her husband Brian Joseph Davis.