Synopses & Reviews
In
Heir Apparent there are as many ways to win as there are to get killed.
Giannine can testify to how many ways there are to die--it's about all she's been able to do since she started playing. Now all she has to do is get the magic ring, find the stolen treasure, answer the dwarf's dumb riddles, come up with a poem for the head-chopping statue, cope with the army of ghosts, outmaneuver her half brothers, and defeat the man-eating dragon.
If she can do all of that, why, she just might save her own life!
Review
"Consistently entertaining."—
Publishers Weekly"A testament to Vande Velde's storytelling magic."—The Horn Book
"A stylish tale [that] addresses both fantasy gaming and censorship."
—The New York Times Book Review
"Plausible, suspenseful. . . . Hilarious. . . . It's riveting reading for
experienced gamers and tyros alike."—Kirkus Reviews (starred review)
A Junior Library Guild Selection
A New York Public Library Book for the Teen Age
Synopsis
In this game, dying is easy; it's winning that will kill you.
Synopsis
From Edgar Award-winning author Vivian Vande Velde comes a rollicking story that puts a high-tech twist on the classic medieval fantasy-adventure
Synopsis
In the virtual reality game
Heir Apparent, there are
way too many ways to get killed--and Giannine seems to be finding them all. Which is a darn shame, because unless she can get the magic ring, locate the stolen treasure, answer the dwarf's dumb riddles, impress the head-chopping statue, charm the army of ghosts, fend off the barbarians, and defeat the man-eating dragon, she'll
never win.
And she has to, because losing means she'll die--for real this time.
About the Author
VIVIAN VANDE VELDE is the author of more than a dozen books for young readers, including Being Dead and the Edgar Award-winning Never Trust a Dead Man. She lives in Rochester, New York.
Table of Contents
Contents
ONE
Happy Birthday to Me 3
TWO
Off to a Fantastic Start (Not!) 12
THREE
Fun and Games with the Family 22
FOUR
A Heavenly Visitor 32
-Rasmussem interoffice e-mail 41
FIVE
Simple Math 43
SIX
"Do Not Pass Go; Do Not Collect $200" 47
SEVEN
Shuffle and Deal Again 52
EIGHT
Hey, Loser, Start Over Again (Again) 58
NINE
Stop Me If You Think 68
You've Heard This One Before
TEN
Family History 70
ELEVEN
A Poem Can Be a Home 80
to Those Who Roam (Or, Like, Whatever)
-Rasmussem interoffice e-mail 87
TWELVE
One 88
THIRTEEN
Disarming the Troops 98
FOURTEEN
Are We Having Fun Yet? 106
-Rasmussem interoffice e-mail 120
FIFTEEN
Bright Sword, Dim Brother 121
SIXTEEN
Lunch 136
SEVENTEEN
Treasure Hunt 150
EIGHTEEN
Calling in the Reinforcements 164
NINETEEN
Magic Realism (without the Realism) 177
-Rasmussem interoffice e-mail 192
TWENTY
Siege 193
TWENTY-ONE
Back to the Battlements 207
TWENTY-TWO
Did Someone Say Déjà Vu? 217
-Rasmussem interoffice e-mail 219
TWENTY-THREE
Will the Guilty Party Please Step Forward? 220
TWENTY-FOUR
Fast Forward 231
TWENTY-FIVE
Morning Comes Early 240
When There's No Snooze Button
TWENTY-SIX
Keeping Everybody (But Me) Happy 247
TWENTY-SEVEN
Preparations for a Journey 258
TWENTY-EIGHT
Xenos's Dad 267
TWENTY-NINE
A Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins with 278
a Single Step (and Other Trite Nonsense)
THIRTY
Dead Oxen and Gold 284
THIRTY-ONE
Home Sweet Home (Or Not) 292
THIRTY-TWO
The End 302
THIRTY-THREE
Satisfaction Guaranteed, Or Your Money 309
Cheerfully Refunded