Table of Contents
My parents are lost at sea -- I move to Uncle Jack's -- Dead whalers -- I am almost incarcerated -- Lena's boiled potatoes -- What Miss Bowzer knew -- I lose all my sweaters -- I lose a toe -- Uncle Jack's idea -- I set fire to a guinea pig -- Dinner at The Girl on the Red Swing -- I lose another digit -- Fire! -- Miss Perfidy leaves -- Everybody goes home.