Synopses & Reviews
Table of ContentsPart I: The Foundations of Femmehood
Welcome to Shartopia
Sharstory: How I Collected My Femme Power and Lived to Tell About It
Chickies of a Feather Flock Together
Part II: The Queen and Her Domain
Just Add Velvet: How to Turn Any Shack Into a Royalty-Ready Love Den
Grime, Begone! (How to Make Your Castle Sparkle)
The Multifaceted Handy Queen
Part III: Beyond the Palace Walls
The Working Girl
The Royal Decree: Flirt With the Whole Solar System!
Hostess to the Glitterati
Part IV: Galaxy-Wide Glamour for the New Millennium
Underneath it All: Your Body as a Temple
The Naked Surface: Skin and Nails
Hair, There, and Everywhere
Making Visible: The Art of Applying Your Face
Creating the Youtopian Collection: Fashion
Shoes: The Real Sole of a Femme
Part V: Being Sexy, Body andMind
Conjuring up Some Sexy
Getting Over the Negative Stuff
How to Be SexyFor Real
Part VI: Gathering From the Galaxy: Creating Your Court
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall: The Magnetism of Femme2
For the Love of Opposites: Seeking Butch Affection
Butch Boot Camp or, If You Can't Find One, Train One
Stone Butch Blues and Boogie
Part VII: Sex and the Single Femme
Single, Coupled, or Married?
Dating--or Shopping, as I Like to Call it
Your Step-by-Step Dating Guide
Flirting Revisited: Going into Warp Speed
The Appreciation of Expectations: On-the-Date Dos and Don'ts
There's Another Way to Be Single: Being a Mistress--not the Whip-Wielding Kind!
Part VIII: Troubleshooting
Lost in Space: Sendin'Out an S.O.S.
Meteors and Black Holes: Navigating Around Passion's Pitfalls
Part IX: 3, 2, 1Blast-Off!
Beyond Dating
Girl-Goddess Glossary
Moving on Up: The Shar Fleet Academy Final Exam
Bibliography
Synopsis
A guide book to help any femme (or femme-to-be) maneuver her way through our very often drab, rude, and mundane solar system. Shar Rednour generously shares her knowledge on issues such as removing waterproof makeup without tearing off three layers of skin; avoiding nail breakage while subsisting on a diet of Ramen noodles; and answers such pressing questions as "Do I cut my nails for the first date or the third?" "How can I go out for an entire evening with only $5?" and "What stockings are appropriate for a street riot?"