Synopses & Reviews
Is your cubicle a lonely desert where only productivity flourishes? Are you smitten by a love goddess in accounting, HR, or sales? Do you long to embrace the muscled Shiva sauntering up to the coffeemaker? Office Kama Sutra reveals the secrets to making every workday a memorable affair. Hailed by scholars as a trove of ancient wisdom, this erotic guide to love in the office, available in English at last, will thrill lay practitioners of the carnal arts. Believed by some to have been composed centuries ago, Office Kama Sutra proves that the office fling is far from a new phenomenon. And no wonder. With the average career spanning more than four decades, it is only a matter of time before lusty hearts pair up at work, or wish they could. These pages offer vital tips and advice on such topics as selecting, courting, and especially pleasuring a partner (or partners), as well as what to do in the event of discord, impotence, or other libidinous mishaps. Thought-provoking illustrations detail The Forty Ways and other special techniques, while a reversible jacket allows readers to uncover the secrets of Office Kama Sutra with complete discretion. If congress is to happen at work, and we know it will, then no employee is safe without a copy of Office Kama Sutra, the skill-enhancement guide to workplace love.
Review
"The office affair is elevated by Office Kama Sutra, an entertaining book by the alarmingly cute Julianne Balmain. In energetic prose, she outlines positions such as 'the determined mollusk pestered by a jellyfish with plenty of tentacles' (simpler than it sounds) and the practice of 'polishing the mahogany' congress on the conference room table." Playboy
Synopsis
Whether you are a timid butterfly or a roaring lion, you need
Office Kama Sutra to guide you through the jungle of love at work. In ancient India, where the love arts flourished, the great minds of the time created a treatise to guide beginners in the ways of sensual pleasure. This cache of wisdom is available at last, newly translated for the contemporary employee.
With more than 40 years slated for productivity on the job, it is only a matter of time before you pair up with someone at work, or wish you could. The sound advice in these pages, gleaned from millennia of human experience, covers important topics such as selecting, courting, and pleasuring your partner or partners, as well as what to do in the event of discord, impotence, or other libido-related mishaps.
Skeptics may raise eyebrows at this ancient composition's frank and instructive treatment of congress among employees, yet prudent readers will judge for themselves. Office Kama Sutra tells you how to do it right.
Synopsis
A titillating volume that reveals the secrets to making every workday a memorable affair with vital tips on selecting, courting and pleasing a partner. Illustrations.
About the Author
Julianne Balmain is a San Francisco-based writer whose many books include
Abroad: A Travel Journal and Organizer and
Office Kama Sutra, a humorous guide to romance at work. Writing as Nadia Gordon, she is the author of the Sunny McCoskey Napa Valley mystery series, including
Sharpshooter,
Death by the Glass, and
Murder Alfresco.
Thorina Rose thought better of office life and became a freelance illustrator. Her whimsical drawings have appeared in numerous publications, including Salon, Outside, Mother Jones, and the Industry Standard. She also worked on Backyard Bouquets for Chronicle Books.