by Marshall, April 18, 2008 12:10 PM
- I'm Not Worthy: Yesterday's, ahem, very frank blog post by my talented co-worker Kevin Sampsell is a hard act to follow (insert sexual innuendos here... hard? insert? jeez, I just see every word differently now, and I may never eat another donut!), but I will just have to try.
So, without further delay, the Post-"Taternuts" Book News!
- Yer fired! You can hardly read news blogs anymore, as the deafening noise of Katie Couric's "failure" as a news anchor is so loud. Rumor has it that she might be taking Larry King's (another very relevant journalist) job when he retires, or she might be paid millions to write her memoir.
I'm sure her former gang life and recovery from drug addiction will make for a facinating read!
- Kartoffelnuts! And speaking of the mainstream news media, holy pointy hats! The Pope is here!
All the major news outlets have been awash in minute-by-minute coverage of his arrival and appearances. What they are not mentioning is that Pope Benedict has long been a prolific author!
But it's much more fun to watch Jon Stewart poke fun (oh, crap, here I go again!) at the television coverage of His Holiness on U.S. turf:
- It all comes down to this...
Oh, jeez. I need a weekend to recover from all this titillation...