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4 Responses to "Book News for Wednesday, May 23, 2007"
May 23, 2007 at 04:53 PM
the kind of jokes i like are in bad taste, but this one might be okay. what's the hardest part about being a clown at a child's birthday party? washing the blood off the clown suit. then again, maybe not.
Fabulous Mr. Dan
May 23, 2007 at 04:52 PM
This is from the-jokes.com, but i still like it: A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his watch. He searchs for someone who could give him the time. He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. "Excuse me sir," says the young man "do you know what time it is?" The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing with them. "Mmmmm, it is about 3:00" the zoo keeper responds. The young man looks at him in awe, "How did you know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you."
May 23, 2007 at 04:50 PM
Guy's at a restaurant and the waiter comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?" Guy looks over the poultry menu but isn't sure. "How do you prepare your chickens?" he asks. Waiter says: "Nothing special. We just tell them straight out they're gonna die."
May 23, 2007 at 12:41 PM
(Stolen from an early '80's Readers Digest): Okay, so there's a small-time gangster named Artie, and Artie wants to become a big-time gangster. Well, the quickest way to become a big-time gangster is to become a hit man, but you can't just become a hit man, you have to start small and build up a reputation. So Artie puts an ad in the paper, and finally some guy hires him to kill his wife. Because Artie is just starting out, he agrees to kill the guy's wife for a dollar. So he starts following her around, and he follows her into the grocery store. Finally, she's all alone in one of the aisles, and he goes up and starts strangling her. While he's doing this, two more people come into the aisle, and he has to strangle them, too, to get rid of the witnesses. He runs out of the store, but soon gets caught by the authorities. The whole story comes out the next day, and the headline in the paper says, "Artie Chokes Three For a Dollar at Safeway."
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