Swifty Lazar Jr. is happy to announce that The Quoll
has signed a deal with Little, Quoll & Company for the forthcoming book How the Quoll Got Kissed, Got Wild and Then Got Squished
. This is especially gratifying because The Quoll is only in his second year at the Quoll Academy. The deal is for $500,000, and The Quoll will be paid the equivalent in live chickens.
Here is a brief description of the book from Little, Quoll & Company:
It's Ring of Bright Water in reverse! Super-student The Quoll pulls long hours learning the best methods for killing chooks and nibbling on quokkas. And it pays off for this scruffy beast, because he is accepted at the prestigious Quoll Academy. On the grounds of the esteemed academy, the overachieving carnivore finally lets loose, marsupial-style ? killing chooks, leaving scat piles on statues, and learning to dance the "wombat twist" with the sexy lady quolls. One dark night, everything changes. On his way to meet the lovely Quollette, an alluring marsupial exchange student, the Quoll gets run over by a Vegemite truck. But all is not over for this sassy dasyurid. After successfully rehabbing, The Quoll recovers and returns to the Academy to make an expletive-filled commencement speech.
This is sure to become a classic in critter-lit. Preorder your signed edition now!