by Galen, July 22, 2008 1:00 PM
"If your teacher has to die, August isn't a bad time of year for it." So begins this story, full of school-boy shenanigans and hilarious high jinks. Russell Culver is hopeful that no teacher in August equals no school in September, but it turns out he hasn't quite done his math. Not only that, but the new teacher could make school worse than ever. The Teacher's Funeral is a great choice for anyone who wants a fast, funny story told by a guy who is sure, without a doubt, that summer is superior to school.