The Hollywood Dodo
by
A review by Stephanie Zacharek
There are some novels that read as if they'd been written, painstakingly and gingerly,
by hands in white gloves, every phrase weighed and polished and drained of any
offending juice before it meets the writer's seal of approval. Geoff Nicholson
is not that kind of writer, which is not to say he doesn't take care with his
prose: His language is wicked, funny, elegant and precise. But his books feel
alive. You get the sense he tears into them the way you might go at a delectably
prepared chicken, not with a knife and fork but with your fingers, savoring the
tenderest meat near the bone. There's nothing precious about Nicholson's writing;
instead, it's sophisticated in the best way. His books are savory pleasures, as
long as you come armed with a sufficiently dark sense of humor.
The Hollywood Dodo, Nicholson's 14th novel, is a pleasing little black
comedy about obsession (with stardom and extinct birds) and corruption (the
book's most likable character becomes the most corrupt, and guess what? We still
like him better than any of the others the Nicholson touch at work). The
book is made up of three intermeshing narratives. One involves a 17th century
medical student who's obsessed with a then nearly extinct bird and also afflicted
with a strange disease in which exposure to sunlight eats away at his skin;
another follows an aspiring director (his business card reads "Auteur of
the future") who is obsessed, for reasons he himself doesn't understand,
with making a movie about a dodo; and the third a 50ish, widowed English doctor,
Henry Cadwallader, who treks from London to Hollywood with his daughter, Dorothy,
to launch Dorothy's movie career. Dorothy is disagreeable and spoiled, but Henry
is protective of her nonetheless. When she announces she's going to grab Hollywood
by the balls, he worries about her, obsessing on the image: "No father
wants to associate his daughter and testicles; he just doesn't."
During the course of the book, some very bad things happen, as well as some
very funny ones: A 17th century dodo is used as a torture device; the petulant
Dorothy learns that the camera doesn't love her pretty but too round face; and
Henry believes he may have murdered a sleazy Hollywood agent, quite by accident,
of course, but even so. In between, there's also plenty of casual sex between
consenting adults, for those who like that sort of thing (and who doesn't?).
Nicholson (who splits his time between London and Los Angeles) gives us a pleasingly
outlandish yet also very believable character in Henry: These are the adventures
of an Englishman in a very strange, sunny land, and it's not as bad a fit as
you might think. The Hollywood Dodo is about Hollywood and about movies,
about loving them but not particularly wanting to be in them. Nicholson's books
aren't for the faint of heart, and this one is no exception: It may be darkly
fanciful at times, but it's never whimsical. And while the book's intricate
tendrils don't quite tie up as neatly, or as satisfyingly, as you'd hope, it
doesn't matter much. You could call The Hollywood Dodo a journey of discovery,
viewed not through prissy rose-colored glasses, but through some very dark,
sexy ones. This is Hollywood, English-style.
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