Ive Been Burping In The Classroom

1. This book contains funny new songs about school written to familiar tunes¿so they¿re easy and fun to sing for students and teachers. A few examples include ¿I¿ve Been Burping in the Classroom¿ to the tune of ¿I¿ve Been Working on the Railroad,¿ ¿Angelica the Beautiful¿ to the tune of ¿America the Beautiful,¿ ¿The Halls Were Decked with Toilet Paper¿ to the tune of ¿Deck the Halls,¿ and ¿Marching Out of School¿ to the tune of the ¿Sound Off¿ (The Army Marching Song).

2. The songs are written by Bruce Lansky and his band of giggle-poets-turned-songwriters and have been tested on a panel of 500 school children. (Kids rated them ¿much funnier¿ than the most popular 4-color songbooks on the market, which shall be nameless.)

3. Each page contains 4-color illustrations by Stephen Carpenter that add even more appeal to an already charming collection. This book is sure to fill any musical occasion with giggles because these songs are about smelly lunchboxes, the prettiest girl in school, messy lockers, burping in the classroom, and the day the teacher was sent to detention.

1. This book contains funny new songs about school written to familiar tunesand#191;so theyand#191;re easy and fun to sing for students and teachers. A few examples include and#191;Iand#191;ve Been Burping in the Classroomand#191; to the tune of and#191;Iand#191;ve Been Working on the Railroad,and#191; and#191;Angelica the Beautifuland#191; to the tune of and#191;America the Beautiful,and#191; and#191;The Halls Were Decked with Toilet Paperand#191; to the tune of and#191;Deck the Halls,and#191; and and#191;Marching Out of Schooland#191; to the tune of the and#191;Sound Offand#191; (The Army Marching Song).andlt;BRandgt;andlt;BRandgt;2. The songs are written by Bruce Lansky and his band of giggle-poets-turned-songwriters and have been tested on a panel of 500 school children. (Kids rated them and#191;much funnierand#191; than the most popular 4-color songbooks on the market, which shall be nameless.) andlt;BRandgt;andlt;BRandgt;3. Each page contains 4-color illustrations by Stephen Carpenter that add even more appeal to an already charming collection. This book is sure to fill any musical occasion with giggles because these songs are about smelly lunchboxes, the prettiest girl in school, messy lockers, burping in the classroom, and the day the teacher was sent to detention.

Get ready to sing your way through class with this fun songbook all about school. Each page contains color illustrations that add even more appeal to an already charming collection. This book is sure to fill any musical occasion with giggles because these songs are about smelly lunchboxes, the prettiest girl in school, messy lockers, and the day the teacher was sent to detention.

andlt;bandgt;Bruce Lansky has been crowned the and#191;King of Giggle Poetry,and#191; by his elementary-school admirers. As editor of the successful poetry anthologies andlt;iandgt;A Bad Case of the Giggles, Kids Pick the Funniest Poems, No More Homework! No More Tests! andlt;/iandgt;and andlt;iandgt;Miles of Smilesandlt;/iandgt;, he learned what makes children laugh. He used this feedback to create three books of his own original poetry which include andlt;iandgt;Funny Poems for Funny Little People,andlt;/iandgt; andlt;iandgt;If Pigs Could Fly, andlt;/iandgt;and andlt;iandgt;My Dog Ate My Homeworkandlt;/iandgt;. Lanskyand#191;s first two song books include andlt;iandgt;Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Tot andlt;/iandgt;and andlt;iandgt;Oh My Darling, Porcupineand#191;andlt;/iandgt;which he sings in the shower and at school and bookstore appearances. He is a popular speaker on the school circuit, performing in more than 30 schools and teacher conferences each year. Lansky lives near Minneapolis, Minnesota. andlt;BRandgt;andlt;/bandgt;