Hip Snips Your Complete Guide to Dazzling Pubic Hair

Are your pubes up to par? Don’t be caught with a frumpy patch down below! Hip Snips features illustrated instructions for styling your pubic hair in a variety of chic and fashionable designs, including:

 

     •  The Landing Strip

     •  The Dong Lengthener

     •  The Handlebar

     •  The Chewbacca

     •  The Bea Arthur

     •  and many, many more!

 

Armed with Hip Snips and a handful of grooming accessories, you’ll wow your lover in more ways than one!

 

The Isosceles Triangle. The Charlie Chaplin. The Rising Sun. These might sound like the latest wave of trendy cocktails, but in fact they're three of today's most popular pubic hairstyles. That's right: Hip Snips will teach you how to look good and feel great by shaping your mons pubis into a variety of patterns and pictures.

Want to embrace your animal nature? Go wild with the Chewbacca Care for something a little more sophisticated? Class up your lady garden with the Dame Judy Dench Feeling insecure about your manhood? Behold the incredible trompe l'oeil effect of the Dong Lengthener Whether you're male or female, young or old, a veteran groomer or a pubie newbie, this illustrated guide will help you look hip between the hips

Are your pubes up to par? Don't be caught with a frumpy patch down below Hip Snips features illustrated instructions for styling your pubic hair in a variety of chic and fashionable designs, including:

- The Landing Strip
- The Dong Lengthener
- The Handlebar
- The Chewbacca
- The Bea Arthur
- and many, many more

Armed with Hip Snips and a handful of grooming accessories, you'll wow your lover in more ways than one

Pablo Mitchell leapt from his mother’s womb with a comb in one hand and a can of Aquanet in the other. Inspired by high fashion and pop culture, he channeled this energy into his one true passion—the pubic canvas. A rogue member of the underground pubic art scene in the 80s, Pablo broke free from this marginalized group when he began styling the patches of Manhattan’s art elite. Soon everyone from Grace Jones to Andy Warhol to Lou Reed were proudly sporting Pablo’s signature designs all around town. He opened his first salon in SoHo and then came out with the best-selling line of “Pablo’s Soothing Follicular Nourishing Milks.” After a brief, regrettable foray into meth, Pablo bounced back to stardom with the reality show Pablo’s Pubes. And now comes his greatest treasure of all—Hip Snips—so that the common man and woman can have a sweet, sweet taste of glamour, grace, and follicular fabulousness.