Synopses & Reviews
This is one man's guide to begging for sex, smuggling drugs, and pretending to be rock 'n' rolljust take up what you are worst at, hold on tight, and enjoy the ride! In this offbeat, hilarious, harebrained manual on fame, fortune, and the universe, Frankie offers a unique slant on the bigger questions in life in an attempt to help readers (and himself) arrive at a greater understanding of the world through the excesses of sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll. Thanks to a revolutionary process called the Mind Sweeper, devised by his Polish cleaner, he is able to make sense of his life before, during, and after "that band" he played in.
Review
"The bassist reveals how he introduced a porn star to Lemmy from Motorhead as a peace offering, and gave up a chance to pull actress Kirsten Dunst." —Sun
About the Author
Frankie Poullain was a Venezuelan tour guide until he was bullied into playing bass guitar for glam-metal pranksters The Darkness.