Synopses & Reviews
A provocative, moving, darkly funny portrait of family and divorce, a boy and his father, the eighties and nineties, and sex and intimacy issues that raises vital questions about a generation just now reaching adulthood.
Important Things that Don't Matter
The truth is, I really have no idea how everything I'm about to tell you happened, or why really -- how Dad of all people started diluting my thoughts lately, tugging at certain moments, making cameo appearances at the most inopportune times.
Like I'm in a bar, just trying to have a beer, and all of a sudden I'm seven again, in that bar with Dad. A girl reaches over and puts her hand up into my hair, and I just want her to stop, to get off, to go away -- you guessed it, there's Dad, somewhere.
Maybe a psychoanalyst would say it was the divorce, or Dad and the cocaine, and that I was too young then, but that I'm twenty now, and that people are prone to oppress and repress and suppress and regress and digress -- maybe he'd tell you it's part of "a larger syndrome." But I'm not sure people like that quite know what they're saying. Trust me. I've been to them.
So Dad's around lately. That's it. And I want to tell you things, throw fragments your way that I barely understand. Because it's just funny, flat out, the way someone you don't even know can get up in your face, tweak things that should be so ordinary. Or I think it's funny. Maybe you will too. Maybe you'll laugh. Maybe you won't believe a word. Maybe you'll wish you had my number so we could go out, share things. Maybe you'll know something I don't, and can tell me. Maybe --
I'm just hung up on him, on Dad, on parents in general. So many of them, it seems, act like such children these days. Some of us are adults now, and I can't help but wonder: What's going to happen?
Review
"Whats startling here, aside from the fact that Important Things That Don't Matter actually seems to matter, is that the frames of reference for Amsdens and his unnamed narrator are so refreshingly un-Generation X..." Los Angeles Times
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"Conversational and tough, the novel's observant narrator is bound to captivate readers." Kristine Huntley, Booklist
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"Amsden's solid but unremarkable debut novel visits familiar coming-of-age landmarks....The narrator's voice is a likable mixture of bewilderment and tentative black humor, and some of the scenes...are well cast and darkly ironic, but the book as a whole doesn't gather much momentum." Publishers Weekly
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"The novels so real and personal its like being in this Gen Y kids skin for 15 formative years." Entertainment Weekly
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"Goofy, cloyingly colloquial, if not entirely unaffecting....The problem about Amsden's gum-chewing, childishly sarcastic vernacular is that it works only while the narrator's quirky, self-deprecating personality keeps the reader's interest in this case, until about midway through after which point the writing grows tedious and repetitive." Kirkus Reviews
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"Skeptical but curious, I picked up the book and to my surprise, devoured it in a couple of hours. It was hypnotically engaging and almost painfully genuine....Amsden is quite simply an extremely talented writer. (So, he's 23. Get over it.)" Elizabeth Spiers, Salon.com
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"David Amsden is already predictably being hailed as a Voice Of His Generation. But most members of his generation would probably prefer to think that their voices are louder, sharper, less naïve, and more self-aware....His individual vignettes are well-written and often queasily compelling, but the book's title provides a perfect summation of its contents." Tasha Robinson, The Onion A.V. Club
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"There are moments of literary brilliance in this story that will dazzle the reader." John Searles, author of Boy Still Missing
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"David Amsden is an invigorating, original, and sickeningly talented writer." Augusten Burroughs, author of Running With Scissors
Synopsis
David Amsen's provocative and darkly funny portrait of family and divorce raises vital questions about a generation just now reaching adulthood.
Synopsis
A provocative, moving, darkly funny portrait of family and divorce, a boy and his father, the eighties and nineties, and sex and intimacy issues that raises vital questions about a generation just now reaching adulthood.
The truth is, I really have no idea how everything I'm about to tell you happened, or why really how Dad of all people started diluting my thoughts lately, tugging at certain moments, making cameo appearances at the most inopportune times.
Like I'm in a bar, just trying to have a beer, and all of a sudden I'm seven again, in that bar with Dad. A girl reaches over and puts her hand up into my hair, and I just want her to stop, to get off, to go away you guessed it, there's Dad, somewhere.
Maybe a psychoanalyst would say it was the divorce, or Dad and the cocaine, and that I was too young then, but that I'm twenty now, and that people are prone to oppress and repress and suppress and regress and digress maybe he'd tell you it's part of "a larger syndrome." But I'm not sure people like that quite know what they're saying. Trust me. I've been to them.
So Dad's around lately. That's it. And I want to tell you things, throw fragments your way that I barely understand. Because it's just funny, flat out, the way someone you don't even know can get up in your face, tweak things that should be so ordinary. Or I think it's funny. Maybe you will too. Maybe you'll laugh. Maybe you won't believe a word. Maybe you'll wish you had my number so we could go out, share things. Maybe you'll know something I don't, and can tell me. Maybe
I'm just hung up on him, on Dad, on parents in general. So many of them, it seems, act like such children these days. Some of us are adults now, and I can't help but wonder: What's going to happen?
About the Author
While a student in New York, David Amsden worked at the New Yorker and New York magazine, where he is now a contributing writer. He currently lives in Brooklyn, New York, where he is at work on another novel.