Staff Pick
If you're a lesbian or queer person, you might struggle to find yourself represented in the mainstream haiku media; but fear not, for The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book is now here (with cats!) to eerily describe all of your exes, call out awkward attempts at flirting, and make you pass out laughing from its spot-on portrayal of queer lives. Read this with your friends, your awkward Tinder dates, the queer crushes you're too afraid to make eye contact with at parties, and bask in the feeling of finally being understood. The cats definitely help. Recommended By Tehya R., Powells.com
Synopses & Reviews
Synopsis
Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats ) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action.
From lesbian pick-up lines:
Pronounce Annie Proulx's
name correctly--watch lady's
cargo pants fall off.
To icebreaker haiku for first dates:
It has been MANY
years, but I'm not done griping
about The L Word.
To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex:
It's like straight sex but
afterwards we ask ourselves,
We just had sex, right?
Lesbian sex is
like water polo--no one
really knows the rules.
This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.