Synopses & Reviews
Theyre getting bigger. And youre not getting any more sleep.
Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is again offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.
Chapters include:
- You Are Living With a Terrorist. Do Not Make Any Sudden Movements
- Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By Things With Very High Pitched Voices
- You Suck At This. Its Not Just Your Imagination
- Remember When You Were A Respected Adult? Now You Go To Mommy and Me Classes
- Playdates Are the Modern Day Arranged Marriage. Same Age? Youll Love Playing Together!
- Potty Training is the Sh!ts. And Its Everywhere
- Everything Is Temporary. You Will Survive This
- This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello Camera Phones
- Lets Lean Back, Not In. Who Has the Energy for So Much Ambition?
Coming from one empathetic parent to another, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: Why didnt anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?"
Synopsis
They're getting bigger. And you're not getting any more sleep.
Second in the Sh t No One Tells You series, in The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is -- again -- offering real advice for parents of growing children.
Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: "Why didn't anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?"
Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.
About the Author
Dawn Dais is a freelance writer, designer, and filmmaker. Her three previous books,
The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year,
The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women, and
The Noncyclist's Guide to the Century and Other Road Races, have topped Amazon.com bestseller lists and been featured extensively by TV and print media.
Dawn lives in Sacramento, CA, with her partner, 3-year-old daughter, Vivian, and 1-year-old son, Daniel. She is tired.