Synopses & Reviews
A heartfelt, hilarious look at the evolution of a half-trillion-dollar American holiday
Hank Stuever turns his unerring eye for the idiosyncrasies of modern life to Frisco, Texas, a suburb at once all-American and completely itself, to tell the story of the nations most over-the-top celebration: Christmas. Stuever starts the narrative as so many start the Christmas season: standing in line with the people waiting to purchase flat-screen TVs on Black Friday. From there he follows three of Frisco's true holiday believers as they navigate through the Nativity and all its attendant crises. Tammie Parnell, an eternally optimistic suburban mom, is the proprietor of "Two Elves with a Twist," a company that decorates other people's big houses for Christmas. Jeff and Bridgette Trykoski own that house every town has: the one with the visible-from-space, jaw-dropping Christmas lights. And single mother Carol Cavazos just hopes that the life-affirming moments of Christmas might overcome the struggles of the rest of the year. Stuever's portraits of the happy, mega-churchy, shop-until-you-drop community in Tinsel are revealing and riotously funny, showing how our ancient rituals of celebration have survived—and succumbed to—the test of time.
"Cultural anthropology at its most exuberant." - The New Yorker
"Laugh-out-loud funny. … Stuevers keen eye misses very little." - USA Today
"A delicately calibrated combination of rigorous reporting, observational humor, and old-fashioned empathy, Tinsel
is the book that saved Christmas for this curmudgeon." - Laura Miller, Salon
"A study of Christmas excess as an exercise in American anthropology. … [Stuever] manages to find the heart in his characters obsessive consumerism [and] the somewhat jolly realization that no matter how prepackaged and homogenized the holiday has become, something about it remains inviolably personal." - Entertainment Weekly
"[Stuevers] epistle from big-box America is revealing and humane." - Texas Monthly
"The book you need to read to get ready for the season is Hank Stuevers lively Tinsel. … Stuever is both a magnificent prose stylist and a compelling storyteller, and his richly detailed reportage rings true. … The book doesnt judge; it reveals." - The Dallas Morning News
"Illuminate[s] how far we've strayed from a family holiday to the commercial and economic abyss we have created for ourselves as a country. Tinsel is well worth reading, but it's a coin toss whether those who do so will find it funny or sad. It is a snapshot of contemporary America in search of meaning." - San Jose Mercury News
"A stylishly written and often delightful book that aims to capture all the things that Christmas is about—family, values, religion, ritual, celebration, kitsch. Its fortunate that a writer of Stuevers gifts has undertaken this mission. On page after page, he is wry and witty and astute." - Jamie Malanowski, Washington Monthly
"The ultimate holiday drop-in." - Redbook
"Amazingly reported." - New York ("Approval Matrix") "Stuever unwraps both appalling consumerism and genuine holiday spirit — sometimes in the same package — and treats the people he writes about with respect and affection, even when they're doing things he can't quite believe." - St. Petersburg Times
"[Tinsel] debunks the myths of the holiday and straightens out the picture on our never-quite-accurate nostalgic images. Not exactly the kind of book to read by the hearth with Nat King Cole playing in the background on Christmas Eve. But in Stuevers hands, it is immensely entertaining. … A fast-paced examination of what December 25th has done to Americans, and vice-versa." - The Buffalo News
"Marvelously written and sharply observed. You will definitely laugh; you will probably learn; you might get angry. … Some reporters go to the halls of government to take the pulse of the nation; [Stuever] goes to Bed Bath & Beyond. The man can see the secret life of America in a Slurpee cup." - Patrick Beach, Austin American-Statesman
"Stuever's fascination with and empathy for the human experience are abundant." - Minneapolis Star Tribune "Behind it all are people trying to be happy, trying to bring their families together and trying to have the type of holiday they've been told they have to have -- and Stuever feels for them. Reading Tinsel is a nice antidote to the blizzard of obligations, expectations and traditions that bury us at the end of each year." - Cleveland Plain Dealer
"Stuevers clear-eyed examination of America in holiday-orgy-mode is energetic, acerbic, and informative." - The Stranger
"Whether you love Christmas, hate Christmas, or just love to hate it, this book is fun. (Batteries not included.)" - Albuquerque Journal "Spot-on observations about how modern America celebrates the holiday — in all its retail madness. Satisfying and illuminating [and] difficult to put down. And why should you? Its the holiday season, after all." - The Palm Beach Post "Scrupulously observed … Tinsel is not just the obligatory snapshot of America with Santa, it is a meticulously detailed portrait of a society that remains true to its hunter/gatherer/capitalist roots." - San Antonio Express-News
"What emerges [in Tinsel] is much more than the contest between sacred and secular. Its how the happiest time of year can also be melancholy and how holiday rituals collide with popular culture." - The Oklahoman "[Tinsel is] hilarious and moving. … Excess is Christmas. Excess is us." - Macleans
"Tinsel will make you re-evaluate how you spend your Christmas, and whether you're so blinded by the sale signs and the spectacle that you forget what Christmas is about." - The Seattle Times
"[A] frequently entertaining, informative and laughter-inducing journey into the American consumer psyche. Its a world of Wal-Marts, Best Buys, Olive Gardens, Targets and shopping malls. …There are moments when the characters surprise us (as human beings often do) with their tenderness, realism and understanding that these holiday shenanigans are just part of one big game in which they are bit players." - Christopher Carbone, The Faster Times "In this dazzling feat of reportage, Hank Stuever gets at whats best and worst not just about Christmas but about us as Americans. Hilarious, insightful, compassionate, and hugely entertaining, Tinsel is a gift (holiday or otherwise) to anyone who loves great writing."— Curtis Sittenfeld, author of American Wife and Prep
"Hank Stuever wades bravely into that strange, terrifying maw that is Christmas, returning from the McMansionvilles of the flyover territories with a book that is not just hilarious but is suffused with the unexpected sweetness and warmth of - dare I say it? - 100 Yule logs. Tinsel is about what America has become while Santa wasn't watching." - Sandra Tsing Loh, author of Mother on Fire
"Insightful, funny/sad, filled with poetry and despair. Who better than Hank Stuever to take on the Christmas-Industrial Complex with such ultimate humanity, given that he writes like an angel?" - David Rakoff, author of Half Empty and Fraud
"In this dazzling feat of reportage, Hank Stuever gets at what's best and worst not just about Christmas but about us as Americans. Hilarious, insightful, compassionate, and hugely entertaining, Tinsel is a gift (holiday or otherwise) to anyone who loves great writing."
Curtis Sittenfeld, author of American Wife and Prep
"Insightful, funny/sad, filled with poetry and despair, who better than Hank Stuever to take on the Christmas Industrial Complex with such ultimate humanity, given that he writes like an angel."
David Rakoff, author of Don't Get Too Comfortable and Fraud
"Hank Stuever could have gone the obvious route in writing about Christmasmixing the coy with the condescendingbut bravely chose to take the road less traveled. The result is a book that is thoughtful, illuminating, compassionate, and even affectionate, and very funny. Mr. Stuever is one of those increasingly rare creatures: a journalist who has his heart in the right place." Joe Queenan, author of Closing Time
"Hank Stuever wades bravely into that strange, terrifying maw that is Christmas, returning from the McMansionvilles of the fly-over territories with a book that is not just hilarious but is suffused with the unexpected sweetness and warmth of dare I say it? A hundred yule logs. Its not just about plastic trees and other garish frontiers of decor. Tinsel is a bigger tale, about what America has become while Santa wasn't watching." Sandra Tsing Loh, NPR commentator and author of Mother on Fire
"Laugh-out-loud funny... Stuever's keen eye misses very little." USA Today
"Wry, compelling, and telling commentary on the state of giving, getting, and celebrating in the holiday season." Huffington Post
"Fascinating... Stuever unwraps both appalling consumerism and genuine holiday spirit sometimes in the same package and treats the people he writes about with respect and affection, even when they're doing things he can't quite believe." St. Petersburg Times
"What stands out most in Tinsel is Stuever's genuine interest in his subjects . . . [His] fascination with and empathy for the human experience are abundant." Minneapolis Star Tribune
"Marvelously written and sharply observed." Austin American-Statesman
"A nice antidote to the blizzard of obligations, expectations and traditions that bury us at the end of each year." Cleveland Plain Dealer
"Stuever's clear-eyed examination of America in holiday orgy-mode is energetic, acerbic, and informative . . . Tinsel is well-written journalism about unexceptional people doing (for the most part) unexceptional things, but Stuever's generosity finds the extraordinary everywhere." The Stranger
"[Stuever's] spot-on observations about how modern America celebrates the holiday in all its retail madness are satisfying and illuminating. . . He has a knack for keeping you engaged. His gift for ending chapters and segments with startling visual images, pithy summations, a fabulous quote or his thought of the moment creates a glide effect that makes the book difficult to put down." Palm Beach Post
"I knew Christmas in today's America was out of control, but had no idea just how much before reading this book . . .Tinsel is crammed full of data and insights that illuminate how far we've strayed from a family holiday to the commercial and economic abyss we have created for ourselves as a country . . . A snapshot of contemporary America in search of meaning." San Jose Mercury News
"Scrupulously observed, deeply revealing and very, very funny." San Antonio Express-News
Hank Stuever turns his unerring eye for the idiosyncrasies of modern life to Frisco, Texasa suburb at once all-American and completely itselfto tell the story of the nations most over-the-top celebration: Christmas. Stuevers tale begins on the blissful easy-credit dawn of Black Friday, as he jostles for bargains among the crowds at the big-box stores. From there he follows Friscos true believers as they navigate through three years of holiday drama. Tammie Parnell is the proprietor of Two Elves with a Twist,” a company that decks the halls of other peoples McMansions. Jeff and Bridgette Trykoski spend eleven months preparing the visible-from-space, awe-inspiring light display they stage on their lawn each December. And single mother Caroll Cavazos, a devout churchgoer, hopes that the life-affirming moments of the season can transcend her everyday struggles. Tinsel
is a humane, revealing, and very funny portrait of one communitys quest to discover a more perfect holiday amidst the frenzied, mega-churchy, shoparific world of Christmas.
"Tinsel" is a revealing and very funny portrait of one Texas community's quest to discover a more perfect holiday amidst the frenzied, mega-churchy, shoparific world of Christmas.
Stuever's narrative account of a Texas town's journey through the Christmas season humorously reveals American lives and values.
About the Author
HANK STUEVER is an award-winning pop-culture writer for the Washington Post
's style section. He is the author of Off Ramp,
an essay collection, and has appeared on Today
, The View, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,
and National Public Radio.