Synopses & Reviews
What You Don't Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in.andlt;BRandgt;andlt;BRandgt;Sample jokes include:andlt;BRandgt;- Q: What's a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.andlt;BRandgt;- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.
Synopsis
A funny 50th birthday quiz
Q: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems?
A: Depends.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Here is an outrageous quiz that can ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. Keep those bifocals handy.
Synopsis
What You Don't Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in.
Sample jokes include:
- Q: What's a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.
- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.
About the Author
Phil Witte is a humorist, freelance writer and author of "What You Don't Know About Turning 50." He's also a lawyer and lives in San Francisco, CA.